#April2019

Nintendo dropping a cheaper Switch model by end of June. Just when you thought it couldn’t have any less power!

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While I’m steadfastly waiting for a Nintendo Switch which can actually play¬†Breath of the Wild in 480p (lol), the company is rolling out a cheaper, less impressive model. K.

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Report: Nintendo is dropping two new Switch models this year and renewing their license to print money

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Get them wallets open, Nintendo fuckers. Or, perhaps more timely, prepare to issue forth those memorized credit card digits. The company is dropping two new Switch models this year. One for casuals, one with “enhanced” features.

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‘Zelda: Link’s Awakening’ is getting a 3D remake for the Nintendo Switch

After how fucking rad the Resident Evil 2 remake is, I got no qualms about the idea of Nintendo remaking a fucking classic.

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Nintendo Switch is soon gonna pass Nintendo 64’s lifetime sales. This is kinda fucking wild, no?

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We all knew the Nintendo Switch was a successful-ass console. But, how successful is Nintendo’s current renaissance? Soon, the motherfucker is going to pass N64’s lifetime sales.

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The Nintendo Switch is the fastest-selling console of this generation in America. I don’t fuck with it, but it’s good news nonetheless

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Despite not really enjoying it (I sold mine), I respect and appreciate the Nintendo Switch. So, I dig the news that it’s the fastest-selling console of this generation. The gaming world is just more interesting when Nintendo is relevant, right?

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‘Fornite’ has been installed on fucking nearly half of all Nintendo Switches

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Fornite. Is popular. You knew that already. I knew that already. Anyone who reads pop culture news knew that already. However, how fucking popular? Well, the son of a bitch has been installed on nearly half of all Nintendo Switches.

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Report: New Nintendo Switch hardware dropping in 2019, may be more powerful than an Amazon Fire this time

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New Nintendo Switch hardware dropping in 2019, ya’ll. While the company continues to sell a fucking shitload of units, it makes sense to upgrade the guts every so often.

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Nintendo Switch going to offer access to digital comics soon, as console continues to be quirky and fantastic

nintendo switch digital comics

I fuck with the Nintendo Switch way more in theory than I do in actuality. In other words, I really appreciate the console, but rarely play it. But, how can I not fuck with it? Especially as it continues adding dope things like this.

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‘Diablo 3’ is officially coming to Nintendo Switch, continues spreading to every possible platform

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Nintendo Switch is getting Diablo 3, because it’s a console and viable platform. And if you haven’t noticed, Diablo 3 intends on being on all of them. That snark aside, the handheld makes a lot of sense for the title.

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‘The Banner Saga 3’ is arriving this summer and dropping on Nintendo Switch first

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This is a neat little coup for the Nintendo Switch, my dudes.¬†The Banner Saga 3 is dropping this summer, and it’s arriving first on Nintendo’s console-handheld chimera. I’ve never played either of the titles in the series, but I’ve only heard really good things.

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