#September2020

NASA finds evidence of “fresh ice” on Saturn’s Moon Enceladus! God bless the Snowball Moon!

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NASA has found evidence of fresh ice on Enceladus, friends! And, you fucking guessed it, this could be good news for the potential for life on the moon.

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An AI has just confirmed 50 new planets by digging through old NASA data. Man, the future is wild!

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An artificial intelligence developed by University of Warwick scientists has confirmed the existence of 50 new planets! Fifty! The motherfucker has done so by digging through old NASA data using a machine learning algorithm. Man, the fucking future.

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SpaceX has successfully returned NASA astronauts to Earth, completing first Crew Dragon passenger flight!

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Friends! Friends. Today, SpaceX successfully returned NASA astronauts to Earth! Fuck yes! It’s true, Elon Musk fucking sucks. I know this! I know this. But, there’s a lot of other talented rad folk at SpaceX, and I’m glad they’re crushing it.

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NASA experiment shows that radishes could probably grow in Lunar soil. I fucking hate radishes, but this is…rad

nasa experiment radishes lunar soil

Man! What the fuck we going to eat, when we’re living on the Moon? Well, according to this NASA experiment? Radishes! Grown in the lunar soil.

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NASA spacecraft so far away it sees stars at a new angle. Cosmic perspective, breh!

nasa new horizons so far away stars new angle

NASA’s New Horizons is fucking far away, folks. How far away? Well, I’ll tell ya! Especially if you didn’t read the headline. The motherfucker is so far away, its seeing stars at a different angle.

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Space Swoon: NASA’s Juno captures Jupiter’s hazy high atmosphere. It’s gorgeous, brother!

jupiter high altitude haze

Yo! Peep a look at Jupiter’s hazy higher atmosphere! It’s courtesy of NASA’s Juno mission.

Hit the jump to check it out, ’cause it’s huge.

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NASA wants to chase Interstellar Objects using a fucking orbital slingshot. How goddamn bad ass!

Today, in fucking fantastic space exploration news? NASA wants to chase interstellar objects with an orbital slingshot. Gimme a fuck yeah!

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Space Swoon: Check out the Milky Way’s Galactic Center! Get off this wild planet, but for a moment!

nasa milky way galactic center

NASA has dropped a gorgeous view of the Milky Way’s galactic center. It’s just enough to get away for a moment from the global pandemic. To bask in some glorious cosmic perspective, you know?

Hit the jump to check it out in its full glory.

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NASA Probe exploring an asteroid accidentally takes picture of a fucking black hole! Happy little accidents!

nasa asteroid black hole image

Sometimes, you put your mind to it and succeed wildly. Sometimes, you put your mind to it and fail. However, other times you just stumble into victory. Such is the case with this NASA probe which snapped an image of a black hole without even trying.

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NASA’s TESS mission finds Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone. Which is rad and all, but like, it’s 100 light-years away

nasa tess earth sized planet habitable zone

On one hand, I want to be really stoked about NASA finding an Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone. But, at the same time we’re doing a good job of toasting ourselves before we get anywhere near a planet 100 light-years away. You know?

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