#June2016

‘Minecraft’ sales Top 100 Million; that’s a lot of Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers

Minecraft

Minecraft. The game that I may respect like no other, but also share absolutely no compunction to play myself. The game has been out for a while, but it’s still selling my goddamn gangbusters.

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‘Minecraft’ Sales: 20 Million on PC, 70 Million Total

Mine-Crafting

Minecraft seems wonderful. Beyond my ADD-addled brain, but wonderful. Seems to encourage creativity in the youth and beyond, and I respect the fuck out of that. So I continue to cheer on its rampant, rampaging success.

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Oh: Telltale Games making ‘Minecraft: Story Mode.”

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So Telltale Games is working on a, uh, Minecraft story-driven game? I want to balk, but I shouldn’t. Folks made a dope LEGO movie. And this is Telltale Games. So, yeah.

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Microsoft looking to buy ‘Minecraft’ developer for $2 Billi

Minecraft

Microsoft is looking to get into the fucking Minecraft game even harder. To the tune of $2 billion dollars. I say goddamn!, that’s a lot of mines being crafted. (What does that mean, Caff? Absolutely nothing!)

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Press Start: Haggar n’ Humanity

Hey guy, like the video games? The bleep-de-bloops? The whizz-pop and the shazmatt? Does it even matter? I mean, really, in this day and age; what with microchips and the constant ebb of information, who cares what you’re actually reading about? Words, man. They’re just words and so, here’s roughly 915 of the buggers.

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‘MINECRAFT” For XBLA Sold 1 Million Copies IN 5 Days; I Still Don’t Understand Game.

Minecraft  continues to be a bankable commodity on a litany of devices, including the Xbox Live Arcade Place. It also continues to be a fucking enigma to me.

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