#January2021
Astronauts could fuel their return trip from Mars using the Red Planet’s atmosphere
How’s this for craftiness, motherfuckers? There’s a chance that astronauts could fuel their return trip from Mars with the planet’s atmosphere. Pretty fucking rad, no?
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NASA has found evidence of ancient megafloods on Mars. The Red Planet fucking rules, dudes
NASA is just cracking open Mars, dudes. Straight fucking finding all sort of dope-ass shit out about it. The latest little morsel of scrotum-tightening awesomeness is evidence of ancient megafloods on Mars. Megafloods!
NASA’s mission to return Mars samples to Earth is approved by review board. Hell yeah, bring me some Red Planet!
An independent review board has signed off on NASA’s mission to return Mars samples to Earth. Fucking full stop! What else do you need to know? This is fucking sick.
Dust storms on Mars are drying the planet out by throwing water from its atmosphere into space. Bro, chill! Chill!
Mars is straight fucking itself up, man. Dust storms on Red Planet are drying it out. Sending the water from the atmosphere right into motherfucking space! You’re playing yourself, my dude.
Space Swoon: Check out these cliffs in ancient ice on Mars!
Mars! Fucking styling. Fucking profiling! Sporting some cliffs in ancient ice.
Astronomers claim they’ve spotted multiple bodies of liquid water on Mars. Get our asses there!
Holy moly, motherfuckers! A group of Italian scientists claimed they’ve found liquid water on Mars. Like, multiple bodies worth. Fucking radical, man.
Watch: Mars got a weird nightglow in its atmosphere that pulses three times a night. The Red Planet is wonderfully weird
You know, I wasn’t even aware of Mars’ nightglow in its atmosphere. But, I am now! Additionally, I also now know that motherfucker pulses three times a night. Awesome.
Ancient Mars was covered in ice sheets, not flowing rivers. Back to the drawing board, folks!
Whelp, time to rethink what we knew about the “warm and wet ancient Mars” hypothesis, my friends. A recent study has found that the Red Planet was covered in ice sheets, not flowing rivers.
Strange, giant-ass cloud reappears on Mars. Let’s go, baby!
Since 2009, the European Space Agency’s Mars Express and other spacecrafts of its ilk have been following a strange cloud on Mars. Now, it seems the motherfucker has reappeared! It popped up again on July 17 and July 19, and the son of a bitch measures 1,800 kilometers in length.
Scientists have detected a green glow in Mars atmosphere. The Red Planet impresses!
Scientists have confirmed what they have suspected for forty-years. The motherfucking Martian atmosphere has a green glow. Hell yeah, my dudes.
