I’m fucking down to watch Keanu Reeves kick ass. Pretty much full fucking stop. Just let him mirk dudes and I’m there, which is why I was already excited for BRZRKR. But adding the writer behind The Batman gives me a bit more faith in the adaptation. Okay, fine. Have we seen The Batman yet? No. No! I’m just going on a little faith. A smidge. I don’t have faith in God or Government, so I need to direct my blind homilies in some direction.
Keanu Reeves starring in movie adaptation of his comic ‘BRZRKR’ for Netflix! Anime series coming, too!
Well, this was inevitable, but it’s still fucking awesome. Netflix is adapting Keanu Reeves’s comic book BRZRKR into a live-action movie, and obviously the dude is starring. But wait, there’s more! The comic is also getting an anime series on the streaming motherfucking giant!
Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter are out here, fighting the good fight. They’re sending out a warm message for World Kindness Day, and we must all take heed. God bless these two dudes for pushing the excellent message, specially in the face of such cynicism and hate.
Watch: Keanu Reeves deepfaked onto ‘Sesame Street’ is the hauntingly beautiful way to start the week
Keanu Reeves deepfaked onto Sesame Street. It’s equal parts horrifying and endearing.
This week, Kevin Feige confirmed the most glorious of news. Dude wants Keanu Reeves in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The only wrinkle? Finding him the right role. Read the rest of this entry »
Marvel wants Keanu Reeves for The Eternals. Granted, it’s only a rumor. But, it’s a rumor put forth by the same website that first accurately reported The Eternals was happening. Man, I fucking need this.
Keanu Reeves has joined the cast of Hobbs & Shaw, and will apparently be playing the villain orchestrating shit. Not only has Reeves joined the cast, but he’s reunited with director Leitch. The two worked together on the original John Wick. I’m really hoping it’s a post-credits scene that sets up Reeves as the baddie of a second flick.
John Wick 3, the third film in the greatest cinematic trilogy of all time, begins filming next month in Montreal. I must admit, I’m almost uncontrollably fucking stoked for this movie.
Man. Whenever I get down about the impending collapse of Western Civilization, I should at least remember we’re getting a second John Wick movie. Like, way fucking soon.
Hnng. Yes. Kill ’em all, Johnny Boy. Kill ’em all.