#July2019

Hubble has found a supermassive black hole that shouldn’t exist. The Cosmos is humbling, dudes

hubble black hole shouldnt exist

Hohum. Another week, another cosmic revelation that challenges conventional thought. This time? The Hubble telescope has found a supermassive black hole that shouldn’t exist.

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Hubble captures gorgeous-ass spiral galaxy. Space is the damn place, my dudes!

hubble spiral galaxy

Hubble! Doing work, per usual. Sharing gorgeous glimpses into the cosmos, per usual.

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Hubble confirms the Universe is expanding faster and faster. To the Heat Death, friends!

Well, the Universe is expanding faster than we thought. Proving, once again, we have a specious grasp on reality at best.

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Hubble captures image of asteroid spinning itself apart. Space sublimity!

hubble asteroid coming apart

Even in death, the cosmos comes off sublime. For example, here is an image the Hubble captured of an asteroid spinning itself apart.

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Space Swoon: The Hubble accidentally discovered a new galaxy. No big whoop!

hubble accidentally discovers new galaxy

Hubble discovered a galaxy? By accident! Pfft. Sometimes I find a Skittle stuck in my ass cheeks. Can you eat a galaxy? Probably not! Can I eat that Skittle? You fucking bet!

Hit the jump to check out this finding.

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Space Swoon: This Barred Spiral Galaxy is glorious, and a mere 30 million light-years away

ngc 2500 barred spiral galaxy

Want to check out NGC 2500? I fuckin’ get it, I do. Just set your course to its location. You know, 30 million light-years away. I’m right behind you! Seriously.

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Space Swoon: Hubble Captures Two Galaxies Twisting Each Other Into Unusual Shapes

hubble two galaxies interacting

No big deal. Just two galaxies captured by Hubble. No big deal, just two galaxies captured by Hubble twisting each other into unusual and unique shapes. Space is fucking rad.

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Space Swoon: Hubble Captures This Hybrid Galaxy In Its Glory

nasa hubble hybrid galaxy

Ain’t a spiral galaxy. Ain’t a lenticular galaxy. It is a gorgeous one, though.

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Space Swoon: Hubble Captures The Fiery Death Of A Star

hubble death of a star

This star, this star is definitely going out way cooler than I will. I mean, either I fall down the stairs, or blow a brain gasket from trying to grind out a constipated turd. This star, this star though. Awesome.

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Space Swoon: Hubble Captures A Cosmic Megamaser

hubble captures cosmic megamaser

Well, I saw goddamn. I already thought that space was bad ass. But apparently there are structures out there called “megamasers”?! Tremendous.

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