#July2021

Hubble finds evidence of water vapor on Jupiter’s moon, Ganymede. Hell yeah!

hubble water vapor jupiter ganymede

Hubble is doing us all a solid, finding some fucking water vapor on Jupiter’s moon. Cause lord knows, there ain’t enough here on Earth right now. You know, given all the fucking droughts. Given the fact that I can’t fucking breath outside here on the East Coast because the West Coast is on fire. Okay, fine. A tenuous connection to this dope news, but cut me some slack. My air is poison.

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Hubble finds a concentration of small black holes. Write your own joke, kthnx!

Black holes! They’re usually fucking huge. But, not always! Hubble has found a small concentration of them. Which is rad, because it helps us better understand black holes in general. Let us master the fucking cosmos, friends!

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Space Swoon: The Hubble captures the glory of a cosmic cascade!

nasa space hubble cosmic cascade

Look at this beautiful waterfall-looking motherfucking galaxy! Bless you once again, NASA. Bless you one again, Hubble. Capturing this cosmic cascade.

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Space Swoon: Hubble captures a gorgeous tapestry of thousands of stars. Fucking universe, man!

hubble tapestry of stars

Here’s a little batch of cosmic glory for you motherfuckers, on this Friday. It’s a gorgeous tapestry taken by the Hubble Space Telescope, and captures thousands of stars. I said, thousands!

Hit the jump for the full glory and details!

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Space Swoon: Hubble captures a cannibal galaxy. The cosmos continues to be metal as all fuck!

hubble cannibal galaxy

Here’s some cosmic distraction, friends. The Hubble has captured a cannibal galaxy. The motherfucker NGC 4651 consumed a smaller galaxy, to give birth to the glorious one we see today.

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Hubble takes gorgeous image of galaxy’s spiral, and bulge. Hubba hubba, hubble.

hubble spiral disc bulge

Hubble out there, friends! Snapping images. Capturing bulges. I’m here for it!

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Space Swoon: Hubble captures a gorgeously gassy star!

hubble star gas glow

Oh hell yeah! More gorgeous imagery courtesy of Hubble, one of the hardest working motherfuckers in the game. I mean, it’s a telescope. But still.

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NASA shares gorgeous image of Jupiter’s Great Red Spot that Hubble snapped this past June

hubble jupiter great red spot

Question: Can there be too many pictures of Jupiter’s Great Red Spot? Answer: fucking of course not.

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Hubble has found a supermassive black hole that shouldn’t exist. The Cosmos is humbling, dudes

hubble black hole shouldnt exist

Hohum. Another week, another cosmic revelation that challenges conventional thought. This time? The Hubble telescope has found a supermassive black hole that shouldn’t exist.

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Hubble captures gorgeous-ass spiral galaxy. Space is the damn place, my dudes!

hubble spiral galaxy

Hubble! Doing work, per usual. Sharing gorgeous glimpses into the cosmos, per usual.

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