#May2020

Space Swoon: Hubble captures a gorgeous tapestry of thousands of stars. Fucking universe, man!

hubble tapestry of stars

Here’s a little batch of cosmic glory for you motherfuckers, on this Friday. It’s a gorgeous tapestry taken by the Hubble Space Telescope, and captures thousands of stars. I said, thousands!

Hit the jump for the full glory and details!

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Space Swoon: Hubble captures a cannibal galaxy. The cosmos continues to be metal as all fuck!

hubble cannibal galaxy

Here’s some cosmic distraction, friends. The Hubble has captured a cannibal galaxy. The motherfucker NGC 4651 consumed a smaller galaxy, to give birth to the glorious one we see today.

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Hubble takes gorgeous image of galaxy’s spiral, and bulge. Hubba hubba, hubble.

hubble spiral disc bulge

Hubble out there, friends! Snapping images. Capturing bulges. I’m here for it!

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Space Swoon: Hubble captures a gorgeously gassy star!

hubble star gas glow

Oh hell yeah! More gorgeous imagery courtesy of Hubble, one of the hardest working motherfuckers in the game. I mean, it’s a telescope. But still.

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NASA shares gorgeous image of Jupiter’s Great Red Spot that Hubble snapped this past June

hubble jupiter great red spot

Question: Can there be too many pictures of Jupiter’s Great Red Spot? Answer: fucking of course not.

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Hubble has found a supermassive black hole that shouldn’t exist. The Cosmos is humbling, dudes

hubble black hole shouldnt exist

Hohum. Another week, another cosmic revelation that challenges conventional thought. This time? The Hubble telescope has found a supermassive black hole that shouldn’t exist.

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Hubble captures gorgeous-ass spiral galaxy. Space is the damn place, my dudes!

hubble spiral galaxy

Hubble! Doing work, per usual. Sharing gorgeous glimpses into the cosmos, per usual.

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Hubble confirms the Universe is expanding faster and faster. To the Heat Death, friends!

Well, the Universe is expanding faster than we thought. Proving, once again, we have a specious grasp on reality at best.

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Hubble captures image of asteroid spinning itself apart. Space sublimity!

hubble asteroid coming apart

Even in death, the cosmos comes off sublime. For example, here is an image the Hubble captured of an asteroid spinning itself apart.

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Space Swoon: The Hubble accidentally discovered a new galaxy. No big whoop!

hubble accidentally discovers new galaxy

Hubble discovered a galaxy? By accident! Pfft. Sometimes I find a Skittle stuck in my ass cheeks. Can you eat a galaxy? Probably not! Can I eat that Skittle? You fucking bet!

Hit the jump to check out this finding.

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