#April2019
Hubble confirms the Universe is expanding faster and faster. To the Heat Death, friends!
Well, the Universe is expanding faster than we thought. Proving, once again, we have a specious grasp on reality at best.
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Hubble captures image of asteroid spinning itself apart. Space sublimity!
Even in death, the cosmos comes off sublime. For example, here is an image the Hubble captured of an asteroid spinning itself apart.
Space Swoon: The Hubble accidentally discovered a new galaxy. No big whoop!
Hubble discovered a galaxy? By accident! Pfft. Sometimes I find a Skittle stuck in my ass cheeks. Can you eat a galaxy? Probably not! Can I eat that Skittle? You fucking bet!
Hit the jump to check out this finding.
Space Swoon: This Barred Spiral Galaxy is glorious, and a mere 30 million light-years away
Want to check out NGC 2500? I fuckin’ get it, I do. Just set your course to its location. You know, 30 million light-years away. I’m right behind you! Seriously.
Space Swoon: Hubble Captures Two Galaxies Twisting Each Other Into Unusual Shapes
No big deal. Just two galaxies captured by Hubble. No big deal, just two galaxies captured by Hubble twisting each other into unusual and unique shapes. Space is fucking rad.
Space Swoon: Hubble Captures This Hybrid Galaxy In Its Glory
Ain’t a spiral galaxy. Ain’t a lenticular galaxy. It is a gorgeous one, though.
Space Swoon: Hubble Captures The Fiery Death Of A Star
This star, this star is definitely going out way cooler than I will. I mean, either I fall down the stairs, or blow a brain gasket from trying to grind out a constipated turd. This star, this star though. Awesome.
Space Swoon: Hubble Captures A Cosmic Megamaser
Well, I saw goddamn. I already thought that space was bad ass. But apparently there are structures out there called “megamasers”?! Tremendous.
Space Swoon: The Hubble Captures The Beauty Of The Crane Galaxy
Hey! Check out the Crane galaxy, as captured by Hubble. It’s goddamn spectacular. Like, you know, most photos captured by Hubble.
Space Swoon: Hubble Captures Gorgeous Spiral Galaxy
Man. While shit seems to spin out of control here on the Blue Marble, at least Hubble is out there capturing cosmic gorgeousness. Here’s another image from the space telescope, one of spiral galaxy NGC 3274.
