Warner Bros. dropping 10 movies exclusively on HBO MAX in 2022. Streaming Wars, holy fuck!

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The streaming wars continue their never ceasing battle, goodness fucking gracious. Warner Brothers is dropping an atomic tea bag on the rest of the movie industry next year. The company is releasing 10 movies exclusively on HBO MAX. Fucking exclusives! Personally? I think it’s pretty fucking gross, but this at least a portion of the inevitable model, no? Either dropping shit exclusively on the streaming services, or adopting a Disney+ hybrid model.

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Warner Bros. is debuting its entire 2021 movie slate on HBO Max same day as theatrical release. Holy fuck.

warner bros debuting all 2021 movies on hbo max same day as theaters

Jesus fucking Christ, is this ever a testament to the times. Warner Bros. is debuting its entire 2021 movie slate, including Dune and The Matrix 4, on HBO Max the same day they drop in theaters. What a goddamn glorious development, no? Like, I’ll happily see these fuckers in theaters if the vaccine is available. But, if it ain’t? HBO Max, baby!

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‘Wonder Woman 1984’ coming to HBO Max and theaters on December 25. Christmas present indeed!

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Holy fucking hell, dudes. This is colossal. Wonder Woman 1984 is dropping on HBO Max the same day it hits theaters. Specifically, December 25. What a rad way to pad a shitty Christmas season, no? Now, please, Disney. Give us Black Widow.

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J.J. Abrams producing ‘Justice League Dark’ and ‘Shining’ spin-off series for HBO MAX. He’s a nice vanilla fart of a choice!

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Well, we’re finally getting Justice League Dark. Unfortunately, it’s being produced by the creative equivalent of a forgettable neat pop-culture reference. You know, J.J. Abrams! As well, dude is producing a spin-off series based on The Shining. Sure! Whatever!

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Rosario Dawson cast as a lead in HBO MAX’s adaptation of comic ‘DMZ’ and I am here for it!

Holy shit. Rosario Dawson has been cast as a lead in HBO MAX’s DMZ adaptation. The comic is one of my faves, and I fuck heavy with the idea of her playing Zee. Her role is apparently ” Alma Ortego”, but, I mean, it’s gotta be Zee. Right? Or not, I don’t know. Character description sounds a lot like Zee, sans the kid part.

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‘Adventure Time’ is getting four new specials on HBO Max. Which reminds me, I gotta return to the series!

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Adventure Time. I fucking love what I’ve seen of it. But, I ain’t seen it all. And now, there’s even more of the series coming to clog my backlog. Specifically, four new specials!

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Ava DuVernay directing pilot of ‘DMZ’ adaptation for HBO Max. My nipples are so hard.

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DMZ is one of my favorite comic series of all time. And now, on the precipice of our second Civil War, the comic is finally getting adapted. With Ava DuVernay directing the pilot. Holy fucking hell.

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