#November2016
Rumor: ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Game Being Developed By Telltale Games
It’s rumor time! Dope rumor time! If you listen to the spirits of the digital-nets, Telltale Games is developing a Guardians of the Galaxy title.
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‘Guardans of the Galaxy’ are in ‘Avengers: Infinity War’, according to Vin Diesel
This…this isn’t surprising at all, right? I’m a sheep, though. I just report what the other slobs report, in-between bouts of beating my meat to grainy homemade pegging porn. And being a good husband and pillar of the community. Obviously.
James Gunn: “There are no real plans” for ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 3’, Me: Yeah Okay.
James Gunn said there are no real plans for GoTG 3. I assure you, Mr. Gunn, that Marvel is certainly planning on milking that zillion-dollar franchise a third time. As for your involvement in the movie? I’m not sure, maybe you do leave the series. Who knows. If the sequel rules, I hope you stay.
Monday Morning Commute: Please Stand By
Tired today, man. Currently supine. Battling fatigue and a stomach stuffed with staggering tumult. Am I a diarrhea that dreams it’s a man, or a man that dreams he’s merely a flesh-bag filled with diarrhea? I’m not sure, I’m not sure. What am I sure of? This week contains multitudes, multitudes of various arts and farts I’m looking forward to enjoying. These arts, these farts, they are an Existential Ripcord. I need merely let my excitement yank said cord, and rip me through the miasma of malaise my rolling tide of brown-churn and soul are currently sunk in.
It is my mandate as the curator of Monday Morning Commute to list these arts. To high-five these farts. It is your mandate as the consumer (be it by accident or be it by accentuated agency) to list what you are sweating this week in the comments section.
Look: James Gunn is gifted a Play-Doh Groot from ‘GoTG Vol. 2’ Prop Master
Fuck, man. I need me some more Guardians of the Galaxy, seeing that the original is easily my fave flick of the MCU, and maybe one of my fave flicks of the past few years. What do I get to hold me over? Fucking nothing! But I’d settle for my own Play-Doh Groot.
Watch: Batista teaches Chris Pratt how to do a power bomb; Batista Bombing the Galaxy!
I want to marry Pratt so badly, but I think I have like, at most, a 35% chance. I mean, it’s not because I’m worried, or I wouldn’t get my wife’s blessing. It’s just that he doesn’t return my telegrams, or Instagram messages, or psychic gonad mutterings.
‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ confirmed for MCU’s Phase 4
I’ve often wondered, because I’m an MCU fanboy, just what lays beyond Thanos and Marvel’s Phase 3. Well, no matter what, no matter the despair and death laid out by Thanos, we will be getting another Guardians of the Galaxy movie after the culmination of the MCU thus far.
‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ Rumor: Movie to feature the villain,”Ego The Living Planet”
Man. Only after the bonkers, completely unhinged pop culture psyche development over the past ten or so years has it become possible to type “Ego the Living Planet” in conjunction with the sequel to a movie that has made hundreds of millions of dollars. But yup, that’s where we’re at. Apparently the sequel to GotG will feature this baddie. Whom I know almost nothing about.
Cosplay: Rule 63 Star-Lord!
Man! Rule 63 Star-Lord cosplay coming in hot. As hot as a burning…Star! Lord! Hahahaha! My shitty jokes are shitty. Just enjoy the cosplay.
