#December2016
‘The Fate Of The Furious’ Trailer: We Got A Tank. And Betrayal!
First trailer The Fate Of The Furious has dropped! And with it! Intrigued! Dom’s bad! Double intrigue! Transporter Guy is good! Seriously, this movie universe has the internal logic of wrestling narratives. Betrayals, heel turns, face turns, double heel turns, violence, latent homoeroticism. This may explain why I love it so much.
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‘Fast 8’ Teaser Trailer: The Fate Of The Furious
Fast 8 has gotten itself a teaser trailer. And a new name, The Fate of the Furious! Full trailer on Sunday!
Helen Mirren cast in ‘Fast 8’, best movie ever confirmed
Helen Mirren is joining Fast 8. Which, if they provide her with dope cars to drive, and stellar guns to shoot, means the movie is officially the best movie ever made by human or A.I.
First Look: Charlize Theron in ‘Fast 8’
I love the fact that Theron is wearing a Metallica shirt. That way you know she’s playing a total bad ass in Fast 8, duh.
‘Fast 8’ adds Kristofer Hivju (‘Game of Thrones’) as villain
Man. Cut and paste city with this dude’s name, Kristofer Hivju. I’m a lazy, ignorant American. Learn spelling? Nah! Swipe, click, click. But Kristofer Hivju (c+p #2) has joined Fast 8 in the role of a villain. Fine with me! I liked him enough when I was watching Thrones.
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Charlize Theron in talks to play ‘Fast 8’ villain
All the easy Fast and Furious Road jokes. Insert them right here. Then move along to the news.
