First trailer The Fate Of The Furious has dropped! And with it! Intrigued! Dom’s bad! Double intrigue! Transporter Guy is good! Seriously, this movie universe has the internal logic of wrestling narratives. Betrayals, heel turns, face turns, double heel turns, violence, latent homoeroticism. This may explain why I love it so much.
Fast 8 has gotten itself a teaser trailer. And a new name, The Fate of the Furious! Full trailer on Sunday!
Conflation of Attitude Era Stars’ slogans! IDGAF!
Helen Mirren is joining Fast 8. Which, if they provide her with dope cars to drive, and stellar guns to shoot, means the movie is officially the best movie ever made by human or A.I.
I love the fact that Theron is wearing a Metallica shirt. That way you know she’s playing a total bad ass in Fast 8, duh.
Man. Cut and paste city with this dude’s name, Kristofer Hivju. I’m a lazy, ignorant American. Learn spelling? Nah! Swipe, click, click. But Kristofer Hivju (c+p #2) has joined Fast 8 in the role of a villain. Fine with me! I liked him enough when I was watching Thrones.
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