Dave Bautista Starring In Rian Johnson’s ‘Knives Out’ Sequel and Fuck Yeah!

You know, I didn’t see this coming. But like, who the fuck would have? Dave Bautista is starring in the next Knives Out flick from Rian Johnson. But now that it’s been announced? I can’t wait for him to chew scenery with Daniel Craig.

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James Gunn’s ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ script may have been scrapped. If so, Dave Bautista says he’ll quit

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This shit show just continues to get shittier. Apparently Gunn’s Guardians Vol. 3 has been scrapped, days after Bautisa said he’ll quit if it was.

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Dave Bautista wants to star in the ‘Gears of War’ movie. This is perfect beyond measure

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Dave Bautista as Marcus Fenix? Motherfuckers, we have finally found a way to get me to care about the Gears of War movie. Which means, of course, this will never happen. And I mean, they would never do this, but imagine if it was a super self-aware, tongue-in-cheek homage to 1980s action movies? Like 21 Jump Street for bro action. It could be so good, especially with his comedic chops.

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‘Kickboxer: Vengeance’ Trailer: Jean-Claude Van Damme goes Obi-Wan

I, I completely forgot this movie was a thing. I bet Bateman is going to get a powerful, powerful erection when he watches this trailer.

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Dave Bautista teases ‘Blade Runner 2’ role with classic reference


Bro. Drax The Destroyer is up in Blade Runner 2? I fuck with it. But I’ll stop fronting: I’m down for anything Blade Runner 2 until its proven that it sucks. Which, for me, given the director, and the cast, will have to be in the theater.

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Watch: ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Screen Test has Chris Pratt cracking up Dave Bautista

Marvel has dropped a Guardians of the Galaxy screen test, featuring the eventual Star-Lord and Drax. The two of them riff pretty well, with Pratt still looking a bit Andy Dwyer (god bless, rest in peace), and Bautista looking…smaller? Or at least grayer.

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‘Spectre’ Teaser Trailer: Jimmy Bond Has a Secret!

Dave (f**king DRAX) Bautista cast as ‘Bond 24’ villain


Good for fucking Dave Bautista, man. Dude was one of the biggest surprises in Guardians of the Galaxy for me, proving to be more than an ass-kicking wunderkind. Then news broke that he’s going to be all up in Avengers 3. And now the dude is going to be holding it down as the villain in Bond 24. Wonderful news for the Beefy One.

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Rumor: Drax The Destroyer holding down big role in ‘Avengers 3’


I fucking love the people who Guard the Galaxy movie. And while a lot of what I love about the movie was things I expected, I never anticipated loving Drax as much as I did. So if Marvel wants to stuff him (and frankly *all* the Guardians) into Avengers 3? Yes please.

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New ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Empire Magazine Covers Show Off The Heroes and Villains

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Couple of covers from the new Empire magazine are sporting the heroes and villains from Guardians of the Galaxy. What the fuck else do I need to say? Check them out! Or don’t!

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