Rian Johnson fucking rules. I never thought this would be a controversial opinion, but here we are. Wallowing in the post-The Last Jedi Hellscape. Anyways, Johnson is returning to his detective haunts, and he’s bringing Daniel Craig with him.
Danny Boyle is the frontrunner to direct ‘Bond 25’ at least for now, in this moment, who knows really though
Man, it feels like we’ve been talking about Bond 25 fucking forever. Who will be playing Bond? Well, Daniel Craig was finally confirmed. Who will be directing Bond? Well, Danny Boyle is looking like the motherfucker for the job now.
How many times has Daniel Craig “quit” the service in his fucking Bond movies? I’m losing track. That said, prepare yourself. If rumors are to be believed, he’ll be doing it again in Bond 25. Then, going full Taken to avenge his dead ass wife.
The Daniel Craig and Bond will they/won’t they dance has finally come to its end-resolution-whatever-the-fuck. The actor will be returning for Bond 25, and then, that’s it.
Rumor: Daniel Craig signed on for *two* more ‘Bond’ movies. This can be explained with the dollar bill emoji
Daniel Craig previously swore he would rather die than play James Bond again. Now, rumors have him signing on for two more Bond movies. He must have uh, must have had a serious ($$$$$) change of heart (bank account).
Daniel Craig, who previously swore he would rather die than play Bond again, is playing Bond again. What could be the inspiration? I’m…I’m guessing: shit loads of cash.
Another movie I had no fucking clue about, until this trailer dropped. If I’m not up to date on pop culture, I’m just a slob, as opposed to a pop culture slob. Anyways. Neither here, nor there. This movie looks fucking insane, wonderfully so, if the trailer is any indication.
The will-they, won’t-they shit surrounding Daniel Craig and the Bond franchise continues to uh, emerge from the pop-culture rumor sphincter? Don’t really know where I was going with that metaphor. Hey whatever. Craig! Bond! One last ride?
Man, I like your Bond, Craig. But even I have misgivings about you needing to be bribed until returning to the franchise for this much money. Like, you ain’t *that* good as Bond, even to me. Give me Elba. Give me Hiddleston.
Sam Mendes directed the last two James Bond movies. And whatever the problems with the plot one may have (even I fucking hated Spectre), they were unflinchingly gorgeous. So it’s with a heavy heart that I announce he’s leaving the franchise. Along with, it seems, Daniel Craig. But bring on Tom Hiddleston! But bring on another talented director, please!