Cyberpunk 2077 has been delayed until September. And, like. Every single fucking game I’ve been anticipating has been delayed. DOOM Eternal. The Last of Us II. Watch Dogs Legion. And Final Fantasy VII Remake, but fuck that game.
It’s official: Cyberpunk 2077 is getting in on that multiplayer action. Eventually. And that’s like, neat or whatever. But, can the game get fucking shipped before we begin dabbling in this? Please?
I’m not watching this video. This Cyberpunk 2077 deep dive video. I’ll get too horny. I’ll start rubbing against the corner of walls. But, I want you to watch it. Enjoy it. For me.
Well, the best day of my life is today. Not only is fucking Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077, but we also finally have a release date.
Oh man, oh baby. Could this be real? Could this really be the box art and pre-order bonuses for Cyberpunk 2077? Man, I hope so. This means the game actually exists.
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ isn’t going to be playable at E3. So you go ahead and forget the fucking idea of getting it this year
Cyberpunk 2077. I don’t know if it’s going to be good. But, I know I’m worried that CD Projekt Red has so little of the game to show so far.
I don’t know, I’m fucking worried about Cyberpunk 2077. Maybe I shouldn’t be. But, it’s been in development forever, and we don’t know shit. So, is the Witcher 3 director joining just adding dope talent? Or, is it a sign of troubled waters? Someone help me interpret this.
The cool: Blizzard has snagged a supremely talented writer. The worrisome: said head writer was working on Cyberpunk 2077, which still doesn’t have a fucking release date.
Most, like my dumb ass, thought Cyberpunk 2077 would be dropping in like, 2021. But, a new report has the motherfucker dropping next year. Yeah dude, next fucking year. Do I think this is legit? Nah. But, I want to believe.
Man. The Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay reveal almost forced me to turn it off. I was getting too fucking cyber-jacked at the cyber-glory. Sounds good, right? Nah, son! I have no idea when this shit is dropping! I can’t contain this hype.