#June2020

‘Cyberpunk 2077’ anime coming from ‘Kill la Kill’ and ‘Gurren Lagann’ studio. This is so fucking choice!

Holy gloriously swollen-taint, friends! My favorite anime studio is bringing a Cyberpunk 2077 anime to Netflix. Like, I say goddamn!

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ has been delayed two-months until November. Looks like gonna be played on my fucking PS5!

cyberpunk 2077 delayed november

Cyberpunk 2077 has been delayed. Again. Until November. But truthfully, I don’t give a fuck. I want them to take as much time as needed. As well, it’ll let my ass play it on my PlayStation 5. Which, given the enormous demands of the game, makes me happy.

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Next ‘The Witcher’ title going into production when ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ development concludes. Fucking obviously, it is a license to print money!

new the witcher 4 cyberpunk 2077

The Witcher 3 was huge prior to the Netflix series. And after the show hit? Hachi machi! Even bigger. Thus, it makes all the fucking sense in the world that another one is coming, after Cyberpunk 2077 wraps-up development.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ has been delayed until September 17, 2020. What the actual fuck.

cyberpunk 2077 delayed

Cyberpunk 2077 has been delayed until September. And, like. Every single fucking game I’ve been anticipating has been delayed. DOOM EternalThe Last of Us IIWatch Dogs Legion. And Final Fantasy VII Remake, but fuck that game.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ is going to have eventually have multiplayer. Fellas, just finish the fucking game

cyberpunk 2077 multiplayer

It’s official: Cyberpunk 2077 is getting in on that multiplayer action. Eventually. And that’s like, neat or whatever. But, can the game get fucking shipped before we begin dabbling in this? Please?

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Watch: ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Deep Dive Video: This game is real and it makes me so fucking horny!

I’m not watching this video. This Cyberpunk 2077 deep dive video. I’ll get too horny. I’ll start rubbing against the corner of walls. But, I want you to watch it. Enjoy it. For me.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Trailer: Keanu Reeves is in the game and it drops April 16, 2020!

Well, the best day of my life is today. Not only is fucking Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077, but we also finally have a release date.

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Rumor: ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ box art and physical preorder bonuses leak. Please, please, please be real.

cyberpunk 2077 box art preorder leak

Oh man, oh baby. Could this be real? Could this really be the box art and pre-order bonuses for Cyberpunk 2077? Man, I hope so. This means the game actually exists.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ isn’t going to be playable at E3. So you go ahead and forget the fucking idea of getting it this year

cyberpunk 2077 playable e3

Cyberpunk 2077. I don’t know if it’s going to be good. But, I know I’m worried that CD Projekt Red has so little of the game to show so far.

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‘The Witcher 3’ director has joined ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ as design director. Is this good?

the witcher 3 director cyberpunk 2077

I don’t know, I’m fucking worried about Cyberpunk 2077. Maybe I shouldn’t be. But, it’s been in development forever, and we don’t know shit. So, is the Witcher 3 director joining just adding dope talent? Or, is it a sign of troubled waters? Someone help me interpret this.

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