‘Cyberpunk 2077’ is going to have eventually have multiplayer. Fellas, just finish the fucking game

cyberpunk 2077 multiplayer

It’s official: Cyberpunk 2077 is getting in on that multiplayer action. Eventually. And that’s like, neat or whatever. But, can the game get fucking shipped before we begin dabbling in this? Please?

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Watch: ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Deep Dive Video: This game is real and it makes me so fucking horny!

I’m not watching this video. This Cyberpunk 2077 deep dive video. I’ll get too horny. I’ll start rubbing against the corner of walls. But, I want you to watch it. Enjoy it. For me.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Trailer: Keanu Reeves is in the game and it drops April 16, 2020!

Well, the best day of my life is today. Not only is fucking Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077, but we also finally have a release date.

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Rumor: ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ box art and physical preorder bonuses leak. Please, please, please be real.

cyberpunk 2077 box art preorder leak

Oh man, oh baby. Could this be real? Could this really be the box art and pre-order bonuses for Cyberpunk 2077? Man, I hope so. This means the game actually exists.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ isn’t going to be playable at E3. So you go ahead and forget the fucking idea of getting it this year

cyberpunk 2077 playable e3

Cyberpunk 2077. I don’t know if it’s going to be good. But, I know I’m worried that CD Projekt Red has so little of the game to show so far.

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‘The Witcher 3’ director has joined ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ as design director. Is this good?

the witcher 3 director cyberpunk 2077

I don’t know, I’m fucking worried about Cyberpunk 2077. Maybe I shouldn’t be. But, it’s been in development forever, and we don’t know shit. So, is the Witcher 3 director joining just adding dope talent? Or, is it a sign of troubled waters? Someone help me interpret this.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ head writer has left for Blizzard. Oh dear, oh yes. I’m conflicted

cyberpunk 2077 head writer blizzard

The cool: Blizzard has snagged a supremely talented writer. The worrisome: said head writer was working on Cyberpunk 2077, which still doesn’t have a fucking release date.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ is dropping in 2019. Maybe. Please let this be fucking true

cyberpunk 2077 2019

Most, like my dumb ass, thought Cyberpunk 2077 would be dropping in like, 2021. But, a new report has the motherfucker dropping next year. Yeah dude, next fucking year. Do I think this is legit? Nah. But, I want to believe.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Gameplay Reveal: 40+ Minutes of Glorious Cyberpunk Violence and Style

Man. The Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay reveal almost forced me to turn it off. I was getting too fucking cyber-jacked at the cyber-glory. Sounds good, right? Nah, son! I have no idea when this shit is dropping! I can’t contain this hype.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Trailer: Time To Be A Hi-Tek Lo-Life in Night City

It’s been like five fucking years since the first inconsequential Cyberpunk 2077 trailer. And, what are we given for its follow-up? A delicious morsel, but, fuck, still a morsel!

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