#November2020

‘Cyberpunk 2077’ has over 175 hours of gameplay and good goddamn I can’t wait

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I was fearful that Cyberpunk 2077 wasn’t going to be long. And boy, does it appear those fears were unfounded. The motherfucker is clocking in at over 175 hours. Which is goddamn glorious, especially since it drops the last day of the semester for me.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Final Gameplay Trailer: Here’s a glimpse at your life in Night City!

Fuck me, is Cyberpunk 2077 really two weeks away? Many people say this game has to absolutely fucking bring it to be worth the wait. Me? I disagree. I’m so fucking horny for this title, that a mere enjoyable romp through a cyberpunk wonderland will get me off.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ has been delayed again, this time until December 10. This fucking game, dudes.

Man, Cyberpunk 2077 is delayed again. This shit is almost comical at this point. The title has been pushed back another 21 days, this time until December 10. For fuck’s sake. How many times has this shit been delayed?! Does it even exist? Is it a fever dream of mine?

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ has gone gold and I need this game so fucking bad!

Hell fucking yes, my dudes. Cyberpunk 2077 has officially gone gold. Tremendous news for this guy. As the days grow shorter and colder, and with COVID still absolutely butt-blasting us, I’ve turned to Cyberpunk and my PS5 to get me through the Winter. Now, I just need my launch PS5 to come through, and all will seem (somewhat) endurable.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ anime coming from ‘Kill la Kill’ and ‘Gurren Lagann’ studio. This is so fucking choice!

Holy gloriously swollen-taint, friends! My favorite anime studio is bringing a Cyberpunk 2077 anime to Netflix. Like, I say goddamn!

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ has been delayed two-months until November. Looks like gonna be played on my fucking PS5!

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Cyberpunk 2077 has been delayed. Again. Until November. But truthfully, I don’t give a fuck. I want them to take as much time as needed. As well, it’ll let my ass play it on my PlayStation 5. Which, given the enormous demands of the game, makes me happy.

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Next ‘The Witcher’ title going into production when ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ development concludes. Fucking obviously, it is a license to print money!

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The Witcher 3 was huge prior to the Netflix series. And after the show hit? Hachi machi! Even bigger. Thus, it makes all the fucking sense in the world that another one is coming, after Cyberpunk 2077 wraps-up development.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ has been delayed until September 17, 2020. What the actual fuck.

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Cyberpunk 2077 has been delayed until September. And, like. Every single fucking game I’ve been anticipating has been delayed. DOOM EternalThe Last of Us IIWatch Dogs Legion. And Final Fantasy VII Remake, but fuck that game.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ is going to have eventually have multiplayer. Fellas, just finish the fucking game

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It’s official: Cyberpunk 2077 is getting in on that multiplayer action. Eventually. And that’s like, neat or whatever. But, can the game get fucking shipped before we begin dabbling in this? Please?

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Watch: ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Deep Dive Video: This game is real and it makes me so fucking horny!

I’m not watching this video. This Cyberpunk 2077 deep dive video. I’ll get too horny. I’ll start rubbing against the corner of walls. But, I want you to watch it. Enjoy it. For me.

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