#June2011
FemShep To Be On ‘Mass Effect 3’ CE Box Art, Get Her Own Trailer. Win.
I play as a female Shepard in the Mass Effect games. I play as females in almost any game. I enjoy my protagonists to be powerful, assertive ladies. So, seeing only the regular male Shepard bombing around trailers bums me out. I imagine it bums out female gamers even more. Our sadness has been noticed, corrections are being taken.
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Two ‘Mass Effect 3’ E3 Trailers Are Right Here. Biotic Tingling Everywhere.
Goodness gracious, I am not worthy. Here’s two E3 trailers for Mass Effect 3, and they have me positively losing my cool. There’s a ‘found footage’ one of the Reapers arriving, and another one that’s straight-up gameplay porn.
Hit the jump for the trailers.
‘Mass Effect 3’ Gets A Release Date, I Fist Pump.
Mass Effect 3 may have gotten delayed out of the 2011 release schedule, but at least I now have a date. A date that I absolutely have to live until.
‘Mass Effect 3’ To Be “Better With Kinect.” Crap Pies.
NeoGaf user Lakitu found Mass Effect 3 artwork on the EA store, and the poor box cover was singed deep down into its soul with a phrase that makes me want to vomit. “Better with Kinect Sensor.”
No!
No, no, no!
Lead Designer of ‘Dragon Age 2’ Kinda Admits It Sucked.
The problem with Dragon Age 2 was that, it was at best, like twenty-three percent of a game. Somewhere in the miasma, there floats the rest of Dragon Age 2. A game that is more than three dungeons, a city, and an unmemorable storyline. I mean, it was a really really good twenty-three percent.
But that’s it.
At least DA2’s lead designer seems aware of this.
New ‘Mass Effect 3’ Details From The Exec Producer!
Even though it’s been fucking delayed and consequently crushed my heart, there’s new Mass Effect 3 details. These fucking details are courtesy of the executive producer of the series, Casey Hudson. Hit the jump for the deets, though they may be called spoilers if you’re a fucking assholes.
Mass Effect 3 Screens! Oh Hell Yeah.
Here’s two Mass Effect 3 screens courtesy of Game Informer. It isn’t much, but it’s enough to get the purple monster (alright, the diminutive purple insult) dancing in my pants.
Hit the jump to check them out.
‘Mass Effect 3’ Details From Game Informer. Hee-Yay.
Motherfucker Freedan the Eternal over at Gamefaqs has been so kind as to drop some details from the Mass Effect 3 in the newest issue of Game Informer. Where the fuck is my copy of this shit? Today was the first time I checked my mailbox eagerly in goddamn years.
Hit the jump for the details shared!
‘Mass Effect 3’ Gets Game Informer Cover! I’m Shep-hard!
Oh hell yeah! The Mass Effect-related Dope Train continues chugging along today. Hot on the heels of the news that there’s going to be a Mass Effect anime, Game Informer drops the cover to their next issue. Mass Effect 3, motherfuckers! Which means of course, there’s going to be a goddamn blowout in the issue. It promises to have “12 pages of exclusive info, screens, and art that no Mass Effect fan should miss.”
You bet your fucking ass I won’t.
Hit the jump for the full cover.
‘Mass Effect’ Getting Anime In 2012. Pants = Lightspeed!
I’m a total slut for anything Mass Effect. I love me the franchise, in fact it may be my current favorite. I’m doing shit I swore I would never fucking do with a video game series: read the novels and the comic books. Condemn me! So fuck yeah, I’m stoked at the announcement that there’s going to be a Mass Effect anime.
Fuck yeah!
