#January2015
First Official Look: Paul Rudd in the ‘Ant-Man’ suit
Marvel and Entertainment Weekly have dropped an official look at Paul Rudd in the suit from Ant-Man, ahead of tonight’s premiere of the first trailer.
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‘Ant-Man’ Teaser Trailer Teaser: Now human-sized or some f**king s**t
Every time I think the Rubicon for Teaser Trailers Teasers Teasing-Teasing Time has been fucking crossed, slop culture rewards me with new wonder. Yesterday Marvel posted an “ant-sized” teaser for the Ant-Man teaser trailer. A teaser trailer teaser gone bite-sized. Now they’ve released a human-sized version of the teaser trailer teaser.
What the fuck is going on.
First Look: Yellowjacket’s suit from Marvel’s ‘Ant-Man’
I don’t know. Does anyone give a shit about this? I feel like I should. But I don’t. Hey it’s a picture of a villain’s suit. Some villain I don’t know. But is that more about me, or more about the lame fucking villain? Is he even lame? Am I just ignorant? Fuck, yo, I don’t know.
Adam McKay probably directing a Marvel movie
Adam McKay directing a Marvel movie? Makes sense. The Leviathan is enormous. Its consumptive needs are never-ending, all-expanding. Slowly but surely all talent of even marginal measure will be subsumed into its corpus. The exceptions shall prove the rule. This Leviathan is the Never Ending Comic Book Movie Monster.
First Official Look: Paul Rudd as Scott Lang in ‘Ant-Man’
Ant-Man has been in production for one day. One day! But that hasn’t stopped the Powers That Be from issuing forth an official look at Paul Rudd. As if to say, “Hey, this movie is still happening!” And “Hey, Paul Rudd is still here!”
Marvel’s ‘Ant-Man’ gets Official Comic Con Poster + Synopsis
Hey ya’ll. Hey freaks. Do you desire an official synopsis and concept art poster for Ant-Man? Well you’re in luck.
LOL! – ‘Ant-Man’ is getting another pair of writers for rewrite
Yes, Ant-Man. Yes! Continue to mutate into some abomination. Slough off your Wright-Cornish skin. Waddle through the comedic mud of Adam McKay. But! But continue your metamorphosis! Let us not stop tweaking this script until every ounce of Inspired Auteur has been left in the rubbish pile, replaced with the Clarion Call of Meddling and Wasted Potential!
Rumor: ‘ANT-MAN’ Villain Revealed. (No, it’s not Kevin Feige.)
GET IT?! Cause Feige is the dude who is maybe-probably-purportedly responsible for ordering the Thousand Cuts of Death script tweak that sent Edgar Wright walking from Ant-Man. Ahhh, fuck me. Anyways. Here’s the villain of the movie. Maybe.
PEYTON REED (‘BRING IT ON’, ‘YES MAN’) directing ‘ANT-MAN.’
Ant-Man didn’t just fall off the Director’s Cliff. It suffered multiple compound fractures before breaking its back on the cold, hard floor of reality.
ADAM MCKAY PULLS OUT OF ‘ANT-MAN’ talks. OkayIgiveup.
Okay so now Adam McKay has pulled himself out of Ant-Man talks. After getting bummed about Wright, excited about McKay, and now bummed about McKay pulling himself out of talks, I’m ready to give the middle finger to the whole process. Just let me know what mediocre mind you find, Marvel.
