‘Ant-Man’ Teaser Trailer Teaser: Now human-sized or some f**king s**t

Ant-Man.

Every time I think the Rubicon for Teaser Trailers Teasers Teasing-Teasing Time has been fucking crossed, slop culture rewards me with new wonder. Yesterday Marvel posted an “ant-sized” teaser for the Ant-Man teaser trailer. A teaser trailer teaser gone bite-sized. Now they’ve released a human-sized version of the teaser trailer teaser.

What the fuck is going on.