‘LOOPER’ INTERNATIONAL TRAILER: Time travelling murderers got the swagger.
Dudes who can exploit the time stream to murder motherfuckers have certainly got the swank life on lockdown. All it takes is you shedding any sense of soul, and you can totally make the big bucks. It also adds to the allure of whatever sort of beautiful bitties or boys you drag him at the end of the evening. Me? Oh yeah. I just destroy folks manipulating time and space. No big deal.
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Joe Carnahan’s take on ‘DAREDEVIL’ MOVIE as 1970’s-style thriller may be nixed.
I wasn’t really impressed with Joe Carnahan until I saw The Grey, and then I was all like. Holy tits. This can has some chops. Fox must have been thinking the same thing, because they recruited him to the sinking ship that is the Daredevil franchise. The swine only have October 10 to get the film rolling, or the franchise defaults back to Marvel. Can’t you just hear the groaning of Marvel executives, as they rub aloe vera on their chaffed nipples. Nips that have been chaffed as they cheese-grater them in erotic bliss during contemplating of regaining the franchise. It is getting closer!, they proclaim, as Fox wavers on even Carnahan’s take.
What if movie Captain America had the body of Rob Liefeld’s Captain America? Nightmares, yo. Nightmares.
This is the best thing I’ve seen on the internet today. Hit the jump for full pics and the info behind it.
‘GOLDENEYE 007 had its classic multiplayer mode added last minute. Ridiculous.
A big staple of my adolescence was playing endless hours of GoldenEye 007 with Rendar and our friends. Raging hardcore at bullshit tactics but loving every minute of it. I imagine this is a bit of a ubiquitous feeling across gamers of our generation. Low and behold some crazy shit! The generation-defining mode was a last minute addition that the powers that be didn’t even know about.
Video: Joss Whedon wants you to boycott Mike Birbiglia’s film ‘SLEEPWALK WITH ME’, because it is hurting ‘AVENGERS’ box office.
A humorous promo that Joss Whedon has cut condemning/promoting Mike Birbiglia’s upcoming flick Sleepwalk With Me. Jossy-Poo is worried, you see, that the film will cut into Avengers’ theater count. In actuality its a tongue-in-cheek endorsement of the indie flick, which if its trailer is any indication looks pretty fucking awesome. I caught it a couple of weeks ago and go immediately excited for it, and so I’m glad that someone like Whedon is drawing attention to the film.
Perseid Meteor set against the Milky Way-filled sky. Space porn.
I wish I was rocking out in this particular portion of Germany. The night sky be all filled up with Perseid meteors, set up against a cuddly portion of the Milky Way. Ain’t it quite romantical? Just me and my cardboard cut-out of Jennifer Lawrence, gazing into the Universe. Her ignoring my hand on her bubub, ignoring the red wine I’m spilling all over myself. Peace. Tranquility.
‘STAR WARS 1313’ TRAILER: Making the Trilogy cool again.
Slather my taint in bees and feed me to Winnie the Pooh, this trailer is totally redonk. IGN has done us all the service of culling the excess and providing us Star Wars folk with all the trailer goodness from E3. Fuck to the yes.
‘STAR WARS’ characters done up as 1980s teens. Denis Medri’s art dominates.
Denis Medri has imagined Star Wars characters as teens in the 1980s, and the result is about as balling as you would expect. There is nothing like multi-cultural-inbreeding to bring out the rampant nostalgia beasts. They have like a zillion horns, drink only at soda foundations, and have been known to demand their McDonald’s in styrofoam.
Fiona Staples on the madness she has to draw for ‘SAGA #7’; I am excite.
Pretty interesting excerpt dropped today over at Robot 6 from a Vaughn and Staples interview. Has me feeling all sorts of excited for whatever is coming out way in the seventh issue.
Hit the jump to marvel with me.
Capcom and Dontnod’s ‘REMEMBER ME’ OFFICIAL TRAILER: Cyberpunk Inception Orgy.
Hell yeah! Capcom is teaming up with developer Dontnod to hang this fucking gem upside my head. Take a total nerd-spot milking cyberpunk environment, throw in some overwrought Inception pandering. Mix it with a gorgeous battle system and cover system. Watch Caff-Pow writhe.
