Rumor: New Batman is totally appearing in ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ movie before own film. Oh boy.

Woe be to the guy or gal who has to reboot Batman after Christ Nolan just rocked it out of the park for the past seven years. The latest rumor is that the rebooted Batman won’t make an appearance in his own flick until after the Justice League movie.

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Video: ‘THE AVENGERS’ alternate opening. I’m glad they didn’t use it.

In an effort to promote The Avengers Blu-Ray release by giving away for free everything that would make us want it, Marvel has dropped a alternate opening to the flick. Regardless of whether or not it is well done, it certainly butts heads with the tone of the rest of the flick.

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‘CHINESE ZODIAC’ TEASER TRAILER: Jackie Chan in a rollerblading suit. What the f**k, yes.

I hadn’t even heard of this shit until today, and now my mind is blown. Jackie Chan is all done up in a fucking rollerblading suit in the trailer for Chinese Zodiac. A film, which if it is anything like its teaser trailer, will be of the utmost amazing ridiculousness.

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REDDIT DONATE is announced, the site continues to grow in wonder.

Welcome to the future! Reddit continues to grow as the front page of the Internet, gaining new capabilities as it continues to level up. The latest addition is “Reddit Donate, a function allowing subreddit moderations to create charitable campaigns rather easily.

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Affleck ain’t directing ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’, but WACHOWSKIS are now rumored.

Ben Affleck isn’t doing the Justice League movie. He shot down those rumors, informing everyone that it was “way too hahd” before putting on his Red Sox hat and driving to Fenway Pahk. (I can make these jokes, I’m a Bostonian. No, I don’t care that they’re not funny.) Now Warner Bros. is casting their eyes at the Wachowskis and batting them innocently.

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Michael Bay’s ‘NINJA TURTLES’ script leaks. It is the diarrhea soup we expected.

Oh huzzah! We can all relax now in our correctness. Us smug internet folk, who quietly knew that if Michael Bay were churning out a Ninja Turtles movie, it would be a unparalleled pile of shit.

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Video: Rian Johnson’s ‘LOOPER’ redone as 8 Bit video game. Time travel, amirite.

Looper hasn’t even come out yet (unfortunately), and it has already received a retrofitting. Ain’t nothing that says love from the geek community like taking an appreciated commodity and dipping it into an 8 bit well.

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Dude gets infected with Ebola from phone he stole. Karmic counterpunch!

I always read stories like this, and I’m like, man. I need to stop licking the doorknobs at restaurants just to get my jollies. Who the hell knows what is lurking on the objects we fondle daily.

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Curiosity Rover premiering will.i.am’s’ new song on Mars. We’re already ruining that planet.

Sweet fuck, Ray. You were right. Your boy Jeff Spender was correct as well. No sooner have we set down some impressive roving capabilities onto the ground of Mars have we begun sullying it. Debuting shitty pop culture vomit such as will.i.am on Mars? If we’re going no standards let me read some OL prose upon Bradbury’s landing.

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Cosplay: Cloud Strife from Kingdom Hearts strolling the town

Don’t know what Cloud is doing hanging around a cathedral or whatever, but I’m not mad. Maybe the dude is still blowing boogers into his handkerchief reminiscing about the days Aeris hung out in churches and wasn’t a kebab courtesy of Sephiroth. Either way, dope cosplay.

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