Cosplay: This gorgeous handmade ‘SKYRIM’ armor will have you in a fantastical swoon. Crap puns.
Goddamn. This Skyrim cosplay is taking it to the upper level. One could even say it was, wait for it, omega level. I’m all wilin’ out, dropping terrible puns and nonsensical blather. Business as usual. Anyways, anyways. This isn’t about me. It’s about this wonderful handmade armor.
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August’s BLUE MOON is gorgeous space rock.
I had no idea that it was possible for there to be two full Moons in one month. That shouldn’t be surprising, since I an an unwashed dunce. What a thrill though!, to continue learning even as I go grey and find my flatulence becoming unrestrained flatulence splattering undies and hair molecules alike.
Let’s learn!
‘METAL GEAR SOLID: GROUND ZEROES’ is an open-world prologue to MGS5. Infinite Scissors 61!
For some reason I’m stoked for Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes. Intellectually, I know I shouldn’t be. MGS4 shit in my soul. Right deep down in there. However, I’ll float Kojima the past. Homeboy is bringing this newest title into an open-world, and he is paying it forward and giving me a younger Snake. I’m sold. Okay? Sold.
SECOND ‘HOBBIT’ MOVIE gets new title; the mess concludes in July, 2014.
Are you totally unexcited like me for the Hobbit flicks? 48 fps, three movies. Blegh. Blegh. Well, indulge me and soak in this new batch of news anyways. C’mon! Don’t be a coward.
OL Store: You don’t respect Dick (Grayson) enough, goddammit.
Dick Grayson, man. Dude spends years toiling away underneath the it-ain’t-ever-good-enough scowl of Bruce Wayne’s cowl. Then he finally gets to don the mantle for like, a solid six months before Bruce is all back from the time stream and shit. No sooner does Wayne get back from hanging out with the the Creation of Man and the Heat Death of the Universe does he just up and take back the Bat Suit. Oh, yeah, it’s cool, Bruce. Thanks for asking. No respect. None.
‘BORDERLANDS 2’ Trailer: A guided tour of death and style.
With Borderlands 2 quickly approaching, it’s time to acclimate ourselves to its world and changes. That’s where Sir Hammerlock comes in quite handy. Let the hunter, scholar, and gentleman show you around the gorgeous killing fields.
Press Start: Memes and Self-Loathing in Cyberspace
Welcome to Press Start! You know the drill: I regurgitate stories that I hope you haven’t already read whilst I simultaneously resist the urge to talk about my junk and flog myself for being such a hack. Join me. Oh, it’s about video games, I mentioned that, right?
‘STREET FIGHTER’ turned 25 today. Good lord, these bones.
Good golly Ms. Molly, I’m fucking old. Street Fighter turned 25 today, underscoring why I should no longer be confused by my receding hairline or mildly arthritic knees.
HBO streaming content to customers WITHOUT CABLE for first time. In Europe only. F**k.
It would be the tits if I could snag HBO for a fee, without having to pay for fucking cable. I have to imagine it is the wave of the future, only it isn’t here in the United States yet. Such a glorified future is becoming an even more glorious present for Europeans though. They’ll be getting such an offer in October.
Four new images from Guillermo del Toro’s ‘PACIFIC RIM’ has my autobot tingling. Crap pun.
I don’t know much about Pacific Rim, other than I want to see it. It’s got like, robots and shit. That’s more than enough to sign me up. Until an official trailer, teaser, teaser trailer, or teaser for the teaser trailer drops, I’m going to have to sate myself on pictures such as these.
