Set images from ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ reveals the baddie and his minions.

Spoiler wall! You’ve been warned. Beyond the more tag lays a world of Thor: The Dark World set images. Ah, don’t be strong. Come join me in the world of the bespoiled.

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Google: Government spying is on the rise. Duh-doi!

Google is dropping knowledge bombs that should surprise approximately no one who reads any sort of tech-geek site. They are slathering us with the tots ph33r that our government is increasing its internet surveillance. Got to catch the bad guys! Watching furry porn.

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Rumor: ‘BRAVE’ co-director Brenda Chapman working on ‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII.’

If you’re tired of Episode VII news, I’m sorry. I really am. Unfortunately for you, this is kid in a candy shop type swagger going on here. Almost too good to be true, almost too ludicrous to be real. The latest rumors are swirling around the co-director of Brave. A flick I never saw.

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The Dude’s High 5s: Supersoldier Squad

Happy belated Veteran’s day everyone. Its one of my favorite holidays. Even the most liberal of douchebags shut up and let the Military have their day. The armed forces have been great to my family and friends (and freedom) over the years. I’ve often said that I don’t have the right stuff to serve. I’m too much of an independent thinker and I don’t like absolute authority being lorded over me. However, if I did have to serve, this is the squad of folks I’d want around me.
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New GTA V Trailer Drops. I am alone in my apathy.

First let me say that I know it me. I don’t care about this game one bit. Caffeine is stuck in the real world, so I am being called into service to regurgitate news.  Your challenge Omeganaughts, convince me this game isn’t going to just be a rehash of GTA IV.  Hit the jump for the video.

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Buy These Frakin’ Comics! – November 13, 2012: No Saga is complete without a magical phallus!

Out of the darkness emerges a hero! It ain’t me. That hero comes along, smashes me in the gullet, and drags my corpse into the creak whilst I scream. What I can do is welcome you back to Buy These Frakin’ Comics! It’s been over a month since I saddled up to this column and shared the juicy pink comic bits I want to be snagging on a given Wednesday. Better yet? It’s been over two months since I actually snagged the funnies off a rack. Busy, man. Jaded, woman. I return today, hoping to double down on some PMA and ride the sequential artwork once more. In this here column we gather round, scratching dander out of our cracks while sharing the comic books we’re buying. Don’t see your fave rag in my list? Good. Audience participation is crucial, and I’m always looking for new finds.

Not sure what is coming out? Hit up Comic List.

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United Arab Emigrates outlaws online criticism of government. Rookies!

C’mon now, UAE. You a rookie to the whole dumbing down the public thing? Let them have their fun on the Internets. Throw some reality television the public’s way. Get them fat on processed food. The worst thing you can do is outright take away their expression. Bread and circuses, yo.

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BURGER KING getting all-you-can-eat in Japan. Limited time awesome.

Oh glory be to the toilets in Japan. With Burger King over there dropping a limited time all-you-can-eat buffet, the stupendous dumps erupting out of groaning and fatigued buttholes are going to be fantastic. I mean, right? Don’t frown. You know that it’s true.

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‘WRECK-IT-RALPH’ features pretty boss ‘STREET FIGHTER II’ easter egg.

Definitely didn’t catch this when I saw the flick. Tremendous.

DC “pulling back” on variant covers. Despite release FIFTY-TWO variants of ‘JLA’ #1. Lawl.

Don’t ever start making sense, DC. I’d hate to take you pig-greasers seriously. Or rather, take the minds at the top making all the puke-covered decisions. I take a lot of the creative minds at the joint very seriously. The latest noise coming out of their Den is that they plan on pulling back on variant covers. This is said, of course, in light of the news that they’re dropping fifty-two variants for JLA #1.

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