Buy EVERY SUPER NINTENDO GAME EVER for $24,999. Not bad, not bad.
Quick, swine! Hook me up during this holiday season. I don’t really need every single Super Nintendo game ever, but do we actually ask for things we need during Christmas time? Fuck no! Embrace the excessiveness. Do so, of course, by buying me this ridiculous lot.
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Cosplay: EVA from ‘Metal Gear Solid 3’ is bikini subterfuge.
Truth be told, I don’t even know what “bikini subterfuge” means, which indicates that it actually means nothing. Whatever. I’m on to you. I know your secrets. Namely, that you’re not here for me at all. Just for the glorious cosplay. I don’t blame you one bit.
‘MAN OF STEEL’ TRAILER #2: Bearded Kal-El and ridiculous visuals.
No lie: I just watched this trailer at work on a computer with no sound, and the effort still managed to give me goosebumps. Visually ridiculous, tonally serious. I am so, so stoked.
Fan Art: ‘ALWAYS SUNNY’ x ‘AVENGERS’ = ‘PhiladelphiAvengers’
Big ups to Bridgit Sheide (I hope I spelled that correctly, my vision sucks) for this mash-up.
New ‘STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS’ image identifies Benedict Cumberbatch as “John Harrison.” Yeah, okay.
A Khan by any other name, right? I’m willing to bet at this point that regardless of what is name is in the movie, Benedict Cumberbatch is going to play some sort of Khan analogue in the next Star Trek movie. So yeah, go ahead PR department. Call him “John Harrison”, you’re not fooling me.
Gabe Newell: Valve will release its own console-esque PC for living room.
Gabe Newell! Confirming what the lot of us already knew! Me! Reporting it days after it was first confirmed. Hey, whatever, bro.
Press Start: Digital Afterlife & Rebirth
Does anyone else regularly think about the intro sequence from Ghost In The Shell? I remember how amazing it was. I loved watching that shell being born: all dripping liquid and hydraulics. Birth without all the mess: I can dig it.
As I step out of the shower, I feel a similar kind of (re)birth and I’m ready to fill this pool up with enough gaming news to drown anyone foolish enough not to wear water wings. Get in.
MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE: Death Rays for Deadbeats!
When the cultists descend from the Mountains, they’ll find my dessicated corpse next to the Xbox 360. If they’re willing to interact with the rot-flesh, perchance they could save my game. One last final save of my Mass Effect 3 playthrough, sending the file to a cloud server that no longer heeded requests. This is the way the world ends. A landfill of forgotten files on servers, leftover Netflix subscriptions no longer churning out endless episodes of Twin Peaks. Oh, I don’t know what the fuck I’m saying. This is Monday Morning Commute. The column where all us barely-evolved monkeys with keys to the Nanoverse share the things that are entertaining us on a given week. What are you partaking in this week, you turkeys?
‘THE LAST OF US’ VGA 10 TRAILER: Now with more release date!
Here’s the trailer for The Last of Us that dropped tonight at VGA 10. It’s got a release date too, wee! Expect it —May 7, 2013.
‘FANTASTIC FOUR’ REBOOT dropping Spring of 2015. That year is choking.
Well tits. I thought that this year was a busy year for superhero movies, and I suppose it was. However, it ain’t going to have anything in comparison to 2015. A year already choking on superhero films is having another one added to the calendar. That’s right! Fantastic Four, come on down. Join the deluge of tights-and-lasers flicks that will be competing against one another in the third year since the Mayan apocalypse.
