Mars Lander detected “marsquakes” and a weird glow in the Martian night sky. The Red Planet continues to fucking rock!
A series of studies in Nature Geoscience and Nature Communications has summarized some of the rad-ass findings by the Mars Lander. We’re talking dust devils! We’re talking marsquakes! A weird glow in the night sky!
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Microsoft announced more Xbox Series X details today. Specs! Backwards compatibility! Smart Delivery!
More XBX details today, friends! And I ain’t even psyched about the specs, which I’m sure are awesome. Rather, how fucking sick is Smart Delivery? Buy a title on your XB1, get the XBX version fucking for free. And, it’ll send it to your other device automatically. Microsoft will definitely be doing it, and it’s available to third-parties as well. One of the first third-party titles to support it? Fucking Cyberpunk 2077.
‘Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater’ documentary premieres next week, which I didn’t know was a thing. I’m stoked.
Man, Tony Hawk. What an absolute fucking classic, and staple of my late adolescence. Not just a fucking fantastic game, but also honestly a great vehicle for spending colossal amounts of time with high school friends. In fact, I think a lot of my early friendship with Bags was forged during multihour THPS sessions at my house. So it’s special. Special! Special as fuck! And, now the motherfucker has a documentary!
Larry Tesler, the UI wizard behind cut, copy, and paste, has passed away at age 74. Ctrl+V, Ctrl+P in your honor, brother!
Larry Tesler, the UI wizard behind cut, copy, and paste, has passed away. Ctrl+V, Ctrl+P in your honor, brother! Larry Tesler, the UI wizard behind cut, copy, and paste, has passed away. Ctrl+V, Ctrl+P in your honor, brother! Larry Tesler, the UI wizard behind cut, copy, and paste, has passed away. Ctrl+V, Ctrl+P in your honor, brother!
Weekend Open Bar: As Gnarly As You Let It Be!
And a good goddamn Weekend to you all, you fuckers! How are you doing? Attempting to keep the Pushing Through A Malaise and Interacting With Others space-ship going! As well, it’s pretty easy keep reaching out and high-fiving motherfuckers when it’s the weekend. I mean, right?
Speaking of which, grab a chair! Pull up a bean bag! Sit down directly on your balls and scream mercilessly!
I don’t care what you do. So long as you hang out with me this weekend! After all, that’s the point of the motherfucking Open Bar!
Japan has greenlit a mission to explore Mars’ moons and bring back a sample. Gimme an astronomical fuck yeah!
Japan! Those motherfuckers. Making astronomical moves and such. They’ve officially given the go-ahead to a project that will explore Mars’ moons. Not only that, but the project intends to bring a sample back from Phobos!
Zuckerberg has staff blow-dry his armpits before speeches. No, seriously. That human suit a bit warm, eh?
More proof that Mark Zuckerberg is a filthy reptilian. Dude needs his staff to blow-dry his armpits before speeches. Obviously, this is a clear sign he’s running hot under his human suit.
Monday Morning Commute: Cheer for the outsider!
Man, I know it’s been a hot minute since I’ve been here! Spinning off a Monday Morning Commute! But, I’m going to level with you. Just been mired in a February Funk. Fucking ashen skies, long-ass work days. Been feeling the funk. The February Funk! However, don’t think that means I don’t miss ya’ll! I do, I truly do!
Especially since Bateman and I have not been able to stream due to scheduling conflicts. Streaming on Saturday nights is the perfect way to spend a Saturday night (in my opinion), but it also puts directly in the Existential Line of Fire. That said, we’re back this week, though! And I hope you’ll join us.
Until then! Let me tell you what I’ve been enjoying and anticipating as of late, in-between foggy-headed malaises and eating too much.
Showtime orders comedy series from Safdie Brothers and Nathan Fielder. Woo boy, this is going to rock.
The Safdie Brothers’ Uncut Gems still rattles around my brain on the regular. And, Nathan For You is one of my favorite shows of all time. So, this combination is fucking glorious. Glorious!
