Cosplay: QUEEN KERRIGAN is swarming my loins or such.
Behold the Queen Kerrigan cosplay that is going to rearrange your loins. Put the mat down, hit the jump, and begin. You know what I’m talking about. Begin.
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‘ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT’ season 4 dropping MAY 26th. CLEAR THE FRIGGIN’ DAY.
May 26th is when gluttonous fat-faced television consumption is going to be happening across the Inter-Webs stream. Netflix has announced that such a date will be known as the day when Arrested Development roared up out of oblivion. None shall have the power to deny returning to the life of one of television’s favorite cult gatherings.
ANONYMOUS hacks North Korea’s TWITTER and FLICKER. Legion, et cetera.
Anonymous has gone after none other than North Korea in their latest hacking fiasco. They’re all like, running amok and leaving wonky pictures and the such. Careful bros and brodettes, this is the sort of chicanery that has you end up in some hole somewhere.
Here’s EARTH courtesy of the first WEATHER SATELLITE picture from 53 years-ago.
Yo, I don’t even know. This picture is making the rounds on the Internet today, and I want to be like everyone else. Truthfully though, it’s a pretty ballin’ picture. That’s what the hip kids say these days. Balling! Hit the jump to check it out. Or don’t. Just stay here and bask in the glory of Will Smith. Sucking on that big brown lit-phallus. Dude has it figured out.
‘ONLY GOD FORGIVES’ Red-Band Trailer: GOSLING, SWORDS, BLOOD. YOU IN?
It’s Nicolas Winding Refn, Ryan Gosling, gorgeous imagery, swords, sexuality, Thailand.
ZOE SALDANA to play Gamora in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’ Coolcoolcool.
I don’t know much about Gamora or Guardians of the Galaxy, but I sure do love me some Zoe Saldana. With that established, I would like to welcome this news with open arms. Come over to the Marvel Movie Universe, Ms. Saldana. Let us hang out for a bit. I’ve brought lemon squares and iced tea.
Disney closes LUCASARTS, cancels ‘STAR WARS 1313.’ You DARK SIDE sumbitches!
Son of a bitch! Walt Disney’s cryogenic head has reared up, crushing LucasArts. They exist no more, the financial Death Star eradicating the studio that has enriched countless lives. Such is the furious fist of capitalism, I suppose. The destruction has taken with it Star Wars 1313, a game which had the rare title of “Star Wars game I actually give a fuck about.”
Watch: MARVEL PHASE TWO PROMO VIDEO will blow your bung out with awesome.
You like Marvel movies? You excited for Phase Two? Then prepare for the prolapse party that is about to occur in your pants. Bounce up and down on your formally-internal squishy parts, having found them blow out of your body by sheer awesomeness.
