Cosplay: LADY GAMBIT is sacre bleutiful or something.
The worst puns in the world. Stay here and I can provide you them. Along with some enjoyable cosplay.
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‘BREAKING BAD’ FINALE will be ‘VICTORIOUS’ and close-ended. Ohhh snap.
Oh Christ. The ending to Breaking Bad is coming, folks. Series creator Vinny Gilligan has some new words about the series’ conclusion, assuaging those of us who have lived through the conclusion to LOST.
MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE: THE DEAD WALK LESS CLUMSY THAN YOU THINK
Rumble rumble rumble goes the engines of Spaceship-Omega. Here aboard, I’m straight chilling. It is Sunday whilst I type this, though for those without premonition and-or access to dimensions where it is not so, the column won’t be going up until Monday at 9 am. Hello! From the past! The aforementioned column is Monday Morning Commute. Within its walls we share the Enjoyable that we are partaking in during a given week. It’s a simple conceit, and through its execution we brighten our respective Existences. Communal exchange of arts. Maybe even fluids. If you do find a dance partner, please relegate your interfacing to the designated rooms upon the Spaceship.
Let’s do this.
BLANKA BOYZ EPISODE 1: BLOOD DRAGONS & GRAFFITI ARTISTS
Oh shit! The first episode of The Faux Bot’s Blanka Boyz has arrived. Buckle up and prepare for it to fuck your eye-parts with 16-bit-32-bit-64-bit-Something-bit madness! It’s like Everything Is Terrible drained through a sock laced with seminal fluids and Super Nintendo parts.
FIRST LOOK: ELLEN PAGE in ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST.’ Aiight.
Yeahokaymaybe I’m a little excited about the idea of Ellen Page being in the new X-Folk movie. I know it’s totally incongruent with my general vitriol towards the movie but I never signed up to be consistent.
MICHAEL CAINE and JESSICA CHASTAIN are GOING TO F**KING SPACE with Nolan.
Michael Caine and Christopher Nolan cannot quit one another. Nay, they refuse to even think about it. The two are reuniting for Interstellar, and they’re bringing along Jessica Chastain.
This movie is going to be tits.
New ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA 2’ CONCEPT ART shows the Winter Soldier in action. Bad Ass.
I really, really, really dig the Winter Soldier storyline in Cap. So I’m going to level with you. When I saw this concept art I got so worked up I punched a co-worker in the back of the head. They didn’t appreciate it, and frankly I didn’t care.
THE ROCK starring in HBO SERIES produced by Marky Mark. SO MUCH F**KING BRO.
There is so much goddamn bro going on in this post. The Rock starring in a fucking television show that is being produced by Marky Mark. So many protein shakes. So many reps on the bench.
