VIN DIESEL totally NOT PLAYING IT COOL about potential ‘AVENGERS 2’ ROLE.
Man. Doesn’t Vinny D’s recent behavior remind you a lot of the time that Sean Young lost her mind whilst campaigning for the role of Catwoman? Sweet Holy Moley, Vin. Try and keep your geek-cock locked up in them expensive-ass jeans at least until they offer you the role. Amirite?
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Suda 51 brings the Peace
The upcoming Anime compilation Short Peace, featuring several directors- chief among them being Akira creator Katsuhiro Otomo – is getting a video game spin-off/episode led by gaming’s favourite madman, Suda 51.
‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ GAMEPLAY TRAILER: Yokels, Helicopters, and More
Here is the gameplay trailer for Rockband’s Grand Theft Auto: 5. It’s pretty much what you’d expect for the thirty-third installment in the series, with a few twists and nibbles along the way.
How stoked are you for this title? Probably more than me.
DEL TORO wants BENEDICT CUMERBATCH for ‘FRANKENSTEIN’, we all benefit.
Del Toro. C’mon. Stop fucking around with this stuff and make Slaughterhouse Five. I beg you. Beseech you. However — if you insist. In that case, I’m down with this casting. Hot off playing Jimmy Harassson or whatever in Star Trek II: One More Time with Feeling, Del Toro is fingering Benjamin Slumerbuns for a role in Frankenstein. I’ll take it!
WUT: More ‘BORDERLANDS 2’ DLC coming. Shoot & Loot 4-Eva.
Holy mung, sign me up. There is more Borderlands 2 DLC in the works. I had thought (and I don’t think I’m alone) that Tiny Tina was the last installment of DLC for the franchise. Turns out, it was the last installment for the season pass. Well shit. Looks like whatever comes out next I will have to pay for, but I don’t give no shits.
‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ teaser poster THAWS MY LOINS
I was a huge fan of Captain Shield Guy, ranking it just behind the original Iron Lad as my favorite Marvel flick. Okay, outside of the Holy Grail Avengers Time. So I’m sweating the sequel, and I’ll gobble up every morsel of news regarding it without shame. Fucking slop on my face, me begging for more. Yes, yes. Give me, give me, give me a teaser poster!
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN reveals what the IRON THRONE REALLY looks like in his DOME PIECE.
Completely impractical for television but none the less gorgeous, George R. R. Martin has revealed what the Iron Throne looks like in his sludgy dome piece. Impression? It’s fucking stunning.
AMAZON launching JET CITY COMICS imprint, adapting FLY BOOKS.
Woah. Amazon launching volleys like a mofuckah. They’re getting into the comic book game, and barreling in with adaptations from George R.R.R.R. Murderer and Neal Stephenson. Funky fresh shit, right here.
Monday Morning Commute: Kick Grandpa’s Head Off!
“Oh snap! He just kicked off Grandpa’s fuckin’ head! Didja see that shit! Grandpa ain’t got no fuckin’ head anymore!”
Yeah, I guess you can say it was an eventful Fourth of July weekend at Casa de Los Brothers Omega.
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But today is Monday, and as such we must embark upon the Monday Morning Commute! This is the spot where I show you all of the entertainment-junk I’ll crammin’ down my mind-mandible during the next few days. Then, you hit up the comments section and tell everyone what you’ll be feastin’ upon to get to the end of the workweek. Yes, it’s a bit like show-and-tell.
Except instead of kindy-gardners, the participants are the depraved Internet pirates clingin’ to the deck of Spaceship OL.
Okay, let’s do this!
CHARLIE KAUFMAN and GUILLERMO DEL TORO adapting ‘SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE’, NOTHING HURTS.
What a beautiful, beautiful development. Two beasts of my heart, ravaging in glorious respect the script to one of my favorite author’s works. Billy Pilgrim is unstuck in time. Caff-Pow’s wanger has stuck to his thigh, throbbing with excitement.
