OMEGA-CAST #2 – RENDAR’S REVENGE

Transmissions from the OMEGA-LEVEL.

Here it is! The second Transmission from the Omega-Level has arrived. What lies within the rotting halls of this second podcast? Rendar. You wanted him, well now you got him. So much Rendar that you’ll never want more Rendar. And then you’ll find yourself missing his musk. Apologies for the shortness of the podcast, we cut one quickly off the cuff before Bateman and Rendar left for the Great North. They’re now among the Maple Syrup Bears, throwing hockey pucks at one another or some shit.

We will be back soon.

Until then, steel yourself.

Here. Or on iTunes.

For Rendar’s Revenge.

Opinions Vary: I want to believe

OV I want to

Today’s Opinions Vary will touch on a subject near and dear to my heart.  I am talking about Conspiracies and Conspiracy Theories.

It’s hard to explain my relationship with conspiracy theories.  I love them.  I love listening to them, I love reading about them.  I also love poking holes in most of them as they are largely bullshit.  You see dear reader, I am a skeptic.  Pull up a chair, hit the jump, and let’s break this mother down.

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New BIOWARE FRANCHISE coming from ‘KOTOR’ and ‘MASS EFFECT’ creators. Bio-Boner.

KOTOR.

It’s neat enough that the Gears of Bro: Judging You producer is helming the Mass Effect franchise. It’s even neater that this is freeing up the creators of the series to strike out into a new franchise. A new world! A whole new world, filled with dialogue choices and reputation systems!

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BLANKA BOYZ EPISODE 3: Phil Fish ain’t a dick, he made FEZ!

Blanka Boyz Episode 3.

Ohhhhh, shit. The Faux Bot has fluttered down from his feces-covered throne (a fair sign of cultural supremacy in a local Dimension) and gifted us with the third episode of Blanka Boyz. Easily my favorite one yet, we get a gleaming look into the internal monologue of Phil Fish. I laughed. I cried. Then I laughed again at Phil Fish’s sideburns. Not only that, but there’s a review for The Swapper, what I think is the Taliban, and of course Mike Haggar.

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‘AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.’ gets a PREMIERE DATE. Prepare for AUTUMNAL AGENCY.

Agents of SHIELD.

Fuck yeah! Fall is typically my favorite season. Take the weather, combine with football (I am a generic American male, bred to appreciate thinly-veiled homoeroticism), and now we can add in a dash of SHIELD. ABC has revealed that the clunky-titled spin-off of Avengers will be dropping in September. Which — I know that means it isn’t Fall — is close enough to Autumn for me.

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SEAN MURPHY draws WOLVERINE, BATMAN, PUNISHER…TOM WAITS. So tasty.

Batman.

I fell in love with with Sean Murphy during his reign of awesome on Joe the Barbarian with Grant Morrison. Since that I haven’t really followed him. This makes me an idiot, I know. In case I wasn’t aware of that, Murphy has hung a few amazing pictures of commissions that he has done on the Internet’s ass. To remind everyone that if they’re not down with him, they eat dog food.

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Cosplay: STEAMPUNK ROGUE AND PHOENIX are Victoria-ious. Or something.

Yes.

When fandoms collide! I’m not really sure if Steampunk is a fandom though, or if it is some sort of lifestyle? Eh. You know nothing, Caff-Pow. Anyways. Here are two lovely ladies cosplaying the shit out of gorgeous Steampunk Rogue and Phoenix costumes.

Hit the jump to check out the full photo by Ron McKitrick.

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Space Porn: The MOON from SOVIET RUSSIA’S SPACECRAFT.

SOVIET RUSSIA MOON.

I had never heard of the Soviet’s spacecraft, the Zond 8. You see, they taught us in elementary school that the Soviets were vodka-drinking Godless heathens who didn’t fly. No, no. Impoverished from their filthy Communism, they threw rocks at one another and silently begged for American intervention. Well, now I know better! Such a spacecraft existed, and it took a sexy picture of the moon.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ SYNOPSIS: NOTHING MAKES F**KING SENSE

Hugh-Jackman-is-back.

The official synopsis for X-Men: Days of Future Past has dropped, and none of it makes very much sense to me. I’m glad (in that ironic, sarcastic, miserable sort of way) to see that all my fucking fears about the movie have been confirmed in this pile of gibberish.

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THREE ‘BREAKING BAD’ SEASON 5 CHARACTER TEASERS: Hank is Fast & Furious

Breaking Bad.

Hoooooo boy. Here are some really brief, really arousing character teasers for the final season of Breaking Bad. Hank is totally Fast & Furious. Totally Drive Angry up in the fucking joint.

I can’t wait for this.

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