‘HALO 4’ LEAD DESIGNER joins VISCERAL. Make it so.
Halo 4 was dope. Trust me. I’m not a fanboy of the series. It was fun. Fresh. Funky fresh. Master Chief’s new haircut and wandering sexual proclivities really upped the ante in the series. So I’m excited to see the game’s lead designer throw up the deuces and join Visceral Games. Maybe the Good Sir can unfuck the Dead Space series. Should it even get a sequel, right?
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Edgar Wright’s ‘ANT-MAN’ FLICK moved up to SUMMER 2015. EARLY WRIGHT++
We’re going to have to wait a little less time to bask in that glorious Wright x Marvel endeavor. The Company Mickey Mouse owns has moved the movie up by a couple of months. As if there weren’t enough fucking films clogging up that summer. It appears that Marvel isn’t fucking around about rolling out Phase 3 right after Avengers 2: Ultron is Stark’s Butler to close out their second.
MARVEL doing MORE PEGGY CARTER ONE-SHOTS. Victory.
More Peggy Carter, more Peggy Carter! Marvel is planning on dropping more one-shots starring the wonderful bad ass, ass kicker. Kicking ass. And stuff. Eh, whatever. Take it away, Keyboard Cat!
NINTENDO ROCKED by BIGGEST STOCK SHARE DROP in over two years.
Nintendo’s stock has suffered its biggest drop in two years. Apparently it has nothing to do with the fact that no one is buying their Wiii-2, and everything to do with like speculation…that it was going to be promoted…in something… and stuff. Stuff way over my head. Like most things.
‘BREAKING BAD: THE COMPLETE SERIES’ coming in A BARREL.
This is neat. The complete collection of Breaking Bad is going to arrive in the form of a barrel. You know, one of those barrels that are full of chemical-something-something that White et al. use to cook their drugs. However! I suggest you use it as a vomit bag. Jesus Christ does that show make me nauseous.
MARVEL announces “ALL-NEW MARVEL NOW’, falls into RIDICULOUS SELF PARODY
What do you do when you don’t own the movie rights to half of your properties? If you’re Marvel, you begin pushing other, lesser kown titles. Not a knock against these new titles, but yeah. What do you do when need to perpetually hype your company? You fall into ruinous marketing stupidity like taking a dumb name “Marvel NOW”, making it more dumb “All-New Marvel NOW”, then generally fuck with numbering.
FROWN: DC’S DAN DIDIO says Heroes Shouldn’t Have Happy Lives.
Blegh. If Dan DiDio wasn’t already coming off poorly due to the whole Batwoman fiasco last week, now he’s pretty much nailed it. You see, according to DiDio, heroes shouldn’t have happy personal lives. None of them.
Monday Morning Commute: SNORTING MARTIAN BONES ON ARES
Welcome, friends. Welcome to Monday Morning Commute. Hereon in is a column where we come together to share the various holo-films, digi-books, and post-post-caterwaulcore musics (and other assorted genres) we are enjoying during a given week. Share! Care! Be your contributions either current obsessions or happenings occurring during the next seven days. Let’s grind through the grind together.
‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII snags first RUMORED TITLE.
Star Wars, what the fuck? Dropping news on a Sunday. The first football Sunday! I had to put my pants on, pull out my Aaron Rodgers butt plug, and scuttle across the room to report the news. It appears that Episode VII has its first rumored title? What do you think? Imma leave this here, plug back in, and watch some foosball.
One of the SOLAR SYSTEM’S LARGEST VOLCANOES is on Earth. KAIJU INC.
Fuck you, Non-Earth based volcanoes up in our solar system. We got the game on lockdown. Apparently underneath our Pacific Ocean lurks a 120,000 square mile giant. And if you don’t think this is the inter-dimensional portal from Pacific Rim, you’re dumb. Dumb!
