‘EPISODE VII’ NEWS: SAOIRSE RONAN talks about AUDITIONING WITH LIGHTSABER
As I’ve already stated, Saoirse Ronan kicks fucking ass. She holds it the fuck down in Hanna. Which if you haven’t seen, correct that shit immediately. So when word drops that she auditioned for Episode VII, and it involved a lightsaber?
Fugg yeah.
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Cosplay: LADY VEGA has dat gorgeous claw. And moar.
You don’t generally think of Vega as sexy, but that’s the idea I’m selling. Oh, you do anyways? Well then you’re able to double-down on this son of a bitch.
BLIZZARD files ‘HEROES OF THE STORM’ TRADEMARK. No word if the heroes are panda bears.
Looks like a new WoW expansion pack of brewing. Fuck you, World of Warcraft. Fuck you. Despite my diminishing enjoyment with every successive expansion pack, I know that you’ll lure me back into the Storm. With the Heroes People Stuff.
SCARLET WITCH GET: SAMUEL L. JACKSON confirms ELIZABETH OLSEN for ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’
It appears that Elizabeth Olsen is going to be in Avengers: Jarvis is Pissed. I suppose when you’re Samuel L. Jackson, you can pretty much just shit on the face of embargoes and secrets and stuff. Right?
FIRST OFFICIAL ‘ANT-MAN’ PIC has DROPPED. Insubstantial. Like an ant!
My first thought when I came across this story was, “Well fuck me, how did I miss the casting of Ant-Man?” Thankfully, I didn’t. Phew. I would have had to up my game. No cast? No problem. That hasn’t stopped Edgar Wright from tantalizing the geek world with an image from the production.
Hit the jump to check it out.
TOM CLANCY has passed away at the age of 66. Subterfuge salute.
Tom Clancy has passed away. The Good Sir who penned Many A Best Selling novel was only 66, too.
Buy These Flippin Comics!!! (10.02.2013) Rafael Grampa is Like a Mix Between Fergie and Jesus
No hyperbole in those words folks. No disclaimer. No caveats. Rafael Grampa is one of the greatest artists in the comic/pop art world today. So what we have to wait with baited breath for his forever-delayed Dark Horse mini-series “Furry Water”? So what he takes time away from drawing to shill vodka and play drums in a band? Not since Paul Pope have we had a rock start artist that backed up his reputation with truly dynamic and iconic visuals. The dude is a dream. This week he’s got three pieces available for us jokers to get our grubby mitts on. Hit the jump and let’s chat about them and some other comic books of note hitting the shelves Wednesday!
MARS CURIOSITY ROVER continuing on despite GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN. YEAH, SCIENCE.
You can’t hold a Mars Rover down. Even if you wanted to. The son of a bitch is continuing operation, despite the partial closure of the United States government. Including NASA. Frak yeah.
VALVE trademarks ‘HALF-LIFE 3’ in Europe. DON’T TEASE ME, BRO.
Probably a nothing story, but I’ll take any chance to jam a crowbar in my ass and speculate about Half-Life 3. You know, that game. The one we’ve all been waiting for since…2004? Valve has trademarked the son of a bitch in Europe. Which could mean nothing. But leave me alone, I need this.
RAFAEL GRAMPA’S rendition of THE JOKER is the NIGHTMARE WE DESERVE
Fuck to the yes. Rafael Grampa is a general beast in the comic book world, and his rendition of the Joker does nothing to dissuade me of that fact. Grampa’s rendition of the Joker can be seen in this week’s Batman Black and White #2, which features a short story by the creator.
Hit the jump for a delectable sneak peak.
