SEAN MURRAY draws “BIRDMANCER”, and we all win.

Birdmancer by Sean Murray.

I need to get back on the “sharing dope artwork” grind. Here is a wonderful Birdmancer done up by Sean Murray. It’s froggy fresh. Filler laudatory adjectives.

Wee!

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ELIZABETH OLSEN confirms she’s TOTALLY SCARLET WITCH in ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’

Elizabeth Olsen.

I know. I know. We’re straight-up comic book movie whoredom around them here parts these days. With a sprinkle of Episode VII mania. I apologize. But. Yeah. I don’t know. 2015’s movie explosion is the driving force of the geek zeitgeist at the moment. So roll with it.

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AMAZON IS STARTING SUNDAY DELIVERIES. Rejoice, Weep, Praise.

Praise be.

Man. Nothing like getting paid on a Thursday and wanting to ransack Amazon for some neat things I don’t need. Only problem? Even with my Prime account that shit isn’t coming until Monday. (Unless you want to pay for one-day but fuck you.) This won’t hold! My American upbringing demands everything right now. Good Guy Amazon? Soon they’ll have my back.

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‘COMMUNITY’ is doing another D&D episode. COOL. COOL. COOL.

Advanced D&D.

Oh man Dan Harmon I love you. Somehow you’ve clawed your way back onto the Community throne and you’re using your powers to bring us seeming glory in your show’s fifth season.

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LEX LUTHOR CONFIRMED for ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN’, plus Kevin Smith is sort of Sad.

Probably him. I don't know.

There was some Kevin Smith-hosted online event where Smith was his typical sycophantic self. Aside from revealing that Luthor is in Man of Steel 2: *ALL* The DCU Characters!, he spent a good amount of time freaking out about the new Batsuit.

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Monday Morning Commute: A CASCADE OF NONSENSE

Cascade of Nonsense.

Welcome to the Cascade of Nonsense. The white noise that keeps us complacent, ’cause otherwise we might be getting jittery. Someday you’ll die, someday we’ll exhaust this rotting Blue Marble, someday the sun will smirk before burning us up anyways. It’s all dumb and pointless and so we’re tasked with kicking it absurdity. Finding our own meaning, demanding our own purpose, but really probably just manufacturing our own cultural opiates to keep us numb to these nonsensical factoids of the world.

This is Monday Morning Commute. What composes your armature of pointlessness? How are you surviving this week? Hit me.

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Dude from the show ‘GIRLS’ could PLAY NIGHTWING in ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN.’

Adam Driver.

So…like. Are Snyder and Goyer just unrolling the entire universe in Batman vs. Superman? Is there even going to be something baller to be unveiled in Justice League of Affleck?

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BioWare TEASES next ‘MASS EFFECT.’ MY FANBALLS THROB

WOO.

Mass Effect. I miss you. Mass Effect. I need you. The thought of slipping you into my PlayBox-4One makes my knees quiver. So when those fuckers at BioWare tease your next installment, even barely tease it, I begin to lose my cool.

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Watch: ‘THE WOLVERINE’ DELETED SCENE has the Beserker receiving a CLASSIC COSTUME

Pure Wolverine ownage.

Oh man. If they hadn’t cut this scene out of The Wolverine, I would have been throwing fanboy rope all over the neck of the people in front of me in the theater. In the aforementioned scene (which takes place at the end), the Maple Leaf Marauder is gifted his classic orange and brown costume.

So baller.

Hit the jump to check out the scene.

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‘WARLORDS OF DRAENOR’ = NEXT WOW EXPANSION.

WARLORDS OF DRAENOR.

Blizzard has dropped the reveal on the next World of Warcraft expansion. And right when they announced new character models, I began licking their toes like the slavish whore that I am.

Hit the jump for full deets.

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