‘GAME OF THRONES’ SEASON 4 TRAILER: The War’s Not Won
Oh Jaime! My bb! What has become of you? Sure you lost your hand, but that was manageable. Now you’ve lost your beard too, and man this hurts to see. Hurts to consume. I will knuckle down and grit my teeth and sally forth. For you.
Hit the jump for the trailer for Thrones‘ fourth season.
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PETER PARKER RETURNS in new ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #1’ in April.
Marvel business formula for last four years. Break status quo with new issue #1. Return to status quote with new issue #1. Break status quo with new #1. Return to status quo in time for movie tie-in with new issue #1. Peter Parker is the latest character to tote this contrived rock, though I’m glad for his return.
Jesse Plemons (METH DAMON) considered for ‘EPISODE VII’ LEADING ROLE
Meth Damon! Jesus Christ! That scary, dead-eyed motherfucker! He’s seriously going to be considered for a leading role in Episode VII? I mean the kid has chops as long as he’s playing a dead, sociopathic, terrifying fucker. Like, but, a Skywalker?
Marvel announces POST-CATACLYSM ‘ULTIMATE’ line-up. MAKE MINE MORALES.
Fuck yeah! If the Ultimate universe lives, I’m glad this is the form its taking. Everyone and their dumb brother seems ruined by Galactus, leaving Miles Morales to pretty much run the fucking show. I love it. I love it!
OMEGA-CAST #7: Don’t Call It A Comeback!
Woof! Like five fucking months since we cut the last podcast. Like two weeks since we recorded this new one. Listen, I work with assholes. What do you want with me? That’s neither here nor there. On the podcast: butt play, the console wars, Bateman’s gastric band, Thor, bathroom breaks, Smaug, swearing, caffeine, Star Wars talk (of course) and more.
Let’s fucking do this!
Cosplay: Lightning from ‘LIGHTNING RETURNS’ is striking! Like..you get it?
Let it not be said that a crappy video game series cannot beget (begat? I don’t fucking know) some utterly stunning cosplay. ‘Cause this rendition of Lightning from Lightning Returns is some of the most ornate cosplay I’ve ever seen. Staggering levels of detail.
THE MANDARIN is the star of Marvel one-shot “All Hail The King.”
So like the thousands of people (myself included) who pegged Loki to be leading the next Marvel one-shot are wrong. Egg on my face! Instead, it’ll be none other than The Mandarin. Or Trevor, rather. But hey I really enjoy the dude’s shtick so I can bounce to that.
Space porn: The Hand of God is ON FIRE.
Behold! The Hand of God is a mere 17,000 light years away. And it’s on fucking fire. Yeah, man. What’s that meager distance to The Creator? Nothing. We better stop acting the fool, I reckon The Deity ain’t opposed to pimp-slapping us. Ain’t nothin’!
‘GAME OF THRONES’ returning in April. Bless the God of Wine…and other things.
Well fuck me sideways! Game of Thrones has a return date. This means I’m going to have to finally conjure the fortitude to watch the last three episodes of season three. I mean — I read the book. But that ain’t having read ain’t the same as having seen The Red. You know?
Gnarly Metroid fan art shows wounded Samus. Wounds my heart.
Here’s some gnarly Metroid artwork. Showing a moderately wounded, totally triumphant Samus Aran just hanging out in her power suit. Taking a breather. Stunning tho, like 4 real.
Hit the jump for the full look.
