Japan burger chain doing up burgers with chocolate sauce. Hey, fly free.
A Japanese burger chain is busting out hamburgers ravaged by the glory of chocolate sauce. I know what you under the table are saying– chocolate sauce on burgers doesn’t make sense. I also know what you over in the corner are saying — chocolate sauce on burgers makes perfect sense. You two factions are going to have to fight it out over this. I’ll be frank – one of you cannot survive this fiasco.
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‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ Super Bowl Teaser
Another teaser for a Super Bowl trailer has dropped. Go figure! A teaser for a trailer. Go figure! It’s for a comic book movie. Needless snark aside may I just say — oh god I have an erection. An erection for fighting sleeper agent threats, dudes with flying backpacks, Chris Evans, and more.
Hit the jump for the teaser trailer…teaser.
‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’ Super Bowl Trailer Teaser: Bro, Catch Her Gently
1) Yes, part one. Now they’re splitting up teasers and pimping the reveal of the second halves. 2) Look at Sony’s Wunder-Trailer Gurus trolling Gwen Stacy’s fate with that final shot. 3) I’m really looking forward to this flick.
James Stokoe’s ‘WONTON SOUP’ getting collected by ONI in new trade paperback.
Bro! Are you even serious right now? Don’t fucking tease me. Don’t tease me! It can’t be like that time where you told me Jenny Lawrence was in the back of that van ready to peg me! I lubed up! I stripped down! Then it turned out to be Uncle Al and his local rendition of Punk’d. Fucking douchebags. Still got the scabs on my berries from when I tripped backwards out of the van in fear. Anyways! This is that level of excitement.
XBOX ONE Rumor Avalanche: ‘Halo 2 HD’, ‘Titanfall’ bundle, white console, and more.
Some person is shouting “YOLO” at the stars while puking dated references down their polo shirt. How else could they be behaving, if they’re just vomiting up all sorts of XB1 goodies and secrets? No clear lack of respect for timely references, or secrets. Seriously though, there’s been a goddamn avalanche of rumors revealed by this person with a Really Confusing Moniker. Most of them have me shrugging in apathy. How about you?
Hit the jump to check them out.
There’s a chance CHANNING TATUM could star as GAMBIT from ‘X-Men.’
Sweet Merciful Lord! Channing Tatum. Gambit. What in the world is going on. I have to level with you, I hate this idea for two reasons. But I don’t hate it because of Channing Tatum the actor. When he stays within his wheelhouse I find him quite enjoyable. I hate it primarily because I don’t see the dude as Remy LeBeau. Getting him to do a Cajun accent? Woof. But more importantly I hate it because…Gambit fucking sucks.
Yeah, I think Gambit sucks.
Cosplay: Classic JILL VALENTINE from ‘RESIDENT EVIL.’
Ah! The old school Jill Valentine costume. From you know, the original Resident Evil. Before the franchise was a smoldering ruin of betraying gameplay machinations. This’ll (it’s a word in my world) take you back. Way back!
MOST GNARLY: Brandon Graham creates shared sci-fi universe at Image called “8HOUSE.’
So fucking ill. Nana with warts on her butt hole shades of ill. Brandon Graham is creating a shared sci-fi universe “8House” over at Image Comics, and the whole thing sort of smacks like a Graham Universe. A collection of mini-series taking place in a shared universe, creator-owned characters, and creativity out the ass. I am fucking there.
‘NOAH’ Super Bowl Teaser Trailer: Angels, Rain, and Yelling. Lots Yelling.
Protect this! Protect that! Load the fucking unicorns! Blah, blah! War movie meets God meets ecological disaster flick. I don’t know what the fuck is going on in Noah, and I definitely don’t know how this is in Darren Aronofsky’s wheelhouse.
None the less. Hit the jump. Watch the teaser. Let me know what you think.
Uh. Nintendo is eyeing the HEALTH MARKET for new platform.
Despite what this site and many others (we’re stupid together!) reported a couple of days ago, Nintendo emphatically denied taking their software to other consoles. Sort of. I mean when Nintendo president Iwata says the company “will use smart devices to attract customers to its hardware”, it feels like we’re delving into Obi-Wan speak. How are you going to use phones to entice customers? Demos, perhaps? Who knows. Vagaries like a fucking whirlwind. What do we know about the company? Well, it appears that their next move is…into the health market?
