Microsoft teasing XB1 exclusive from “WONDERFUL” Japanese dev. Japan is like “lol whatev”
Microsoft is teasing us with promise of an exclusive from a “wonderful” Japanese developer. I really wonder what the fuck it can be, and how much money they’ve backed up into the gaping anus of said developer to obtain it. (In case you didn’t know, currency-to-anus transfers are the new hot phenomenon in my mind.) Cause like, with XB1 not even out in Japan yet, what sort of exclusive with a Japanese developer provide?
NO SERIOUSLY — I don’t know. Any guesses?
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‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ Trailer: Dark, Epic, Dope
I fucking resent the shit out of the fact that I think this latest trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past is fucking awesome. So conflicted! Much goosebumps!
Hit the jump to check it out.
NASA has recovered 7 “PRECIOUS” particles from the solar system’s birth
Wooorrrddd. While the Big Bang may have given rise to like, all of this, our solar system is a bit more of homey place. I can just feel Sol-related news more. I mean, it’s probably — I don’t want to sound cynical but it’s probably — the only solar system I’ll ever call home. So news that they’ve captured 7 particles from its birth is pretty gnarly, man.
‘FARGO’ TV Trailer: Bilbo’s Seen Better Days
Yeah, this trailer was posted a serious fucking minute ago. Whoops! But it’s froggy fresh, and I’m totally excited for this here series. So I’m posting it. Let’s chat about it! Grab your coffee, take off your pants, and let’s gab.
Paolo Rivera crushes ‘THE WINTER SOLDIER’ movie poster
There ain’t enough Paolo Rivera artwork in the world, friends. There simply ain’t. Thankfully, the good sir continues to give. His latest little morsel is a poster for The Winter Soldier.
Report: APPLE SET-TOP BOX may get PREFERRED BANDWIDTH from Comcast.
Ah! I knew it, knew! when the cable companies winked SO HARD after telling us they’d respect net neutrality that they were tipping their hand. Fuckers. First news of Verizon and Comcast throttling Netflix speeds. Now comes this report that The Big Apple and The All Seeing Media Eye (that bastard Comcast/Time Warner Leviathan) are in talks to deliver privileged data treatment over the “last mile” of exchange.
NASA offering $6 Million to help solve their ASTEROID CAPTURING PLAN’S problems
NASA is offering a hefty bag of loot to anyone who can help unfuck their plans to capture an asteroid. And tow that son of a bitch to the Moon. Okay maybe “unfuck” is the wrong word. How about “assist in the surmounting of the more problematic issues” regarding this rad as fuck plan?
Cosplay: Rule 63 ‘STREET FIGHTER’ cosplay to rule your Saturday
Everything rules! C’mon and rules! Rule 63 rules! Plus that Viper lady who isn’t Rule 63. She rules!
Hit the jump for the full image. It fucking rules!
BRIAN TYLER is composing ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’ I CAN DIG IT.
Maybe it’s Friday night and I’ve drank half a bottle of wine! What the fuck weight does that have in the face of THE INTERNET!? Avengers 2: Age of Ultra Guy news drops, it doesn’t matter what day of the week it is! Or your blood/alcohol level. YOU COVER THAT SHIT. Seriously though — I’m cool with this. If you can’t shake your ass to Tyler’s credits roll for Iron Man 3, I don’t know what the fuck to tell you.
Rumor: ‘FAR CRY 4’ will be BROING OUT IN THE HIMALAYAS in 2015
My taint is ready to be slathered in bro goo and deployed back into the world of Far Cry. It’s been too long! Miss the Island. Miss the Blood Dragons. Good news for me then, that apparently the next installment of the mofuckah’ is arriving in early 2015. I can do this. I can make it.
