Jordan Vogt-Roberts is totally directing ‘METAL GEAR SOLID’ movie

Metal Gear Solid's next engine to be revealed soon.

Jordan Vogt-Roberts directed last year’s indie darling Kings of Summer. So it should stand to reason that he’s taking the next logical step. A gazillion-dollar gaming franchise adaptation Leviathan. That’s how it goes now, folks. Indie darling. Blockbuster director. Disenfranchised source of fanboy disdain. It’s logical.

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Scott Derrickson directing MARVEL’S ‘DR. STRANGE.’

Dr. Strange.

Marvel’s Dr. Strange is really happening, eh? Wild. The flick has found itself a director by way of Scott Derrickson, though I don’t know the good lad. Like, at all.

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Cosplay: Genderbent SQUALL LEONHART from ‘FINAL FANTASY VIII.’

Squall!

Here’s some Rule 63 Squall Leonhart cosplay for you on this lovely day. Unless it’s sleeting and shit where you live. In which case, use this wonderful cosplay as a salve on the burning wounds of inclement weather.

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Ex-‘BIOSHOCK’ developers reveal ‘THE BLACK GLOVE.’

The Black Glove.

When Irrational Games and Guru-Auteur-Somewhat-Arrogant-Prick Ken Levine announced that they were going to slim down, and lay people off, most bemoaned the loss of BioShock. (Which apparently was for nothing, since Take-Two is continuing it.) Others wondered what Ken Levine would do next. (Aside from take himself very seriously and make art and statements.) However, maybe myself and others should have been sweating the creative efforts of Irrational Games staff newly freed from blockbuster constraints.

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Moar ‘EPISODE VII’ Set Photos: Classic Spaceships Bein’ Built

He's shocked about em.

Yes, I’m going to post these new set photos. No, I’m not going to specify which classic spaceships. Yes, the internet has probably already ruined it for you. Putting potential spoilers in post titles for cheap clicks > preserving the sanctity of the first viewing in this day and age.

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‘BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHT: BATMOBILE TRAILER &…DELAY

Arkham Knight

Here’s one way a company can sugarcoat their delay of one of 2014’s most anticipated games until 2015. Do it with a gorgeous trailer. Win some. Lose some.

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‘LAST OF US’ leads are now heading up ‘UNCHARTED 4.’

Uncharted.

The Brains behind Last of Us are now The Brains behind Nathan Drake. Man, finally some fucking good news for the Uncharted franchise. The past couple of months have seen countless people throwing up the Deuces and getting the fuck out of Naughty Dog. So while all of that is certainly concerning, at least we know the people now in charge are fucking legit.

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Monday Morning Commute: The FPS In The High Castle

mondaymorningcommute

Welcome to Monday Morning Commute, fellow swine! Oh shit, you didn’t mean to stop here? Then carry on! You’re not swine. You’re just useless! Ha! Ingest my Hate-Gravy! Ah fuck, rambling again. Anyways – yeah – MMC. The column where we share the various things we’re looking forward to/enjoying/masturbating at/dreading/thinking about during a given week. Simple? Right? First you glance at my insipid list, then you share your own tasty morsels.

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PETER PARKER x LUCHADOR by Daniel Dfox = Dope Art.

Luchador Peter Parker!

Daniel Dfox with some dope Spider-Man artwork.

‘EPISODE VII’ Set Photos: Real creatures, vehicles, sets, oh my

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These pictures have been on the Internet for like twelve hours now. Which in World Wide Web time, is a year and a half. In Fanboy-Geekstream time it’s something like three millenia. But I don’t care! I want to cover it. Here’s a batch of photos from an Episode VII set. They feature a gargantuan creature, some sets, and a vehicle. I know that there are those out there already all like “Listen excited fanboy, the Prequels actually had real sets, too.” I GET IT. Just let me be excited. I need this. For my mind.

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