Astronomers say they’ve found “dry lake beds” on Saturn’s moon Titan. Mystery solved, baby!
Astronomers have cracked a fucking code, folks. Mystery patches that have puzzled them for more than a decade on Saturn’s moon Titan have been revealed to be “dry lake beds” of hydrocarbon. Pretty fucking rad.
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‘Horizon: Forbidden West’ is dropping on PS5 in 2021. Fucking next year! Thank the Maker.
Holy shit, dudes. Horizon: Forbidden West is arriving in 2021! Next year. So soon! I mean, it’ll have been four years since the original. So it makes sense. And man, I’m fucking stoked.
Saturn’s moon Titan is drifting away quicker than expected. Bro, don’t go!
Saturn’s moon Titan is getting the fuck out of here, friends. We knew it was drifting away from Saturn, but scientists have found the fucker leaving 100 times faster than previously thought.
Scientists have detected a green glow in Mars atmosphere. The Red Planet impresses!
Scientists have confirmed what they have suspected for forty-years. The motherfucking Martian atmosphere has a green glow. Hell yeah, my dudes.
‘Star Wars: Squadrons’ is finally the first-person space combat game we’ve been horny for!
EA is finally giving all of us dirty bastards what we’ve been clamoring for. Yup, they’re giving us a first-person dogfighting game!
Monday Morning Commute: You Will Be Happy
Coming in late, motherfuckers! Really sprinting down the digital aisles, asshole flapping in the wind. Man, the things I do to get MMC up on the regular! Seriously though, it’s late! I’m tired! But, I’m feeling good. Today was the first day of my summer semester, and I’ve missed teaching like a motherfucker.
After class concluded, I went downstairs wild-eyed and jacked up. My wife Sam said I seemed “energized” and I think that’s accurate. Parts of my brain just activate when I’m teaching, and I’m going to level with you. I don’t feel as though what I did the final eight-weeks or so of the Spring semester really were teaching. Or learning. Just an odd, confusing miasma that the students and I waded through together.
Confusion, asynchronous assignments, endurance. Yup, that’s really all we fucking put into this past Spring. But, with a new semester arises new excitement. At this point, the expectations are clear on both ends. And, I can just focus on transmuting my madness into the digital world. My primary concern at this juncture? Not swearing so much, since I assume not all my students will be rocking headphones.
Mamma mia, I’m finally going to get fired.
Anyways, I’m here! As I said. Ass out. Smile on. Caffeine consumed. Ready to tell you what I’m up to this week! What I’m looking forward to, what I’m rocking out to, what I’m cocking out to. Then, I hope you’ll join me in the comments! Motherfuckers!
This is Monday Morning Commute!
‘Horizon II: Forbidden West’ Trailer: Aloy returns on PlayStation 5 and I am fucking torqued!
Horizon: Zero Dawn is one of my favorite games. Maybe ever! So, you bet I did karate kicks in the face of a horrified wife when they dropped the trailer for Horizon II: Forbidden West yesterday.
‘Spider-Man: Miles Morales’ is a ‘standalone game’ unless it isn’t. Handle your fucking messaging, Sony. Either way it rules.
When I saw Spider-Man: Miles Morales revealed, I thought it was a new standalone game. But, then some Sony ding-dong stated that it was an expansion. And THEN!, Insomniac said it was a standalone. Fucking hilarious confusion. Honestly? Sounds like a pseudo-standalone, ala Uncharted: The Lost Legacy. Which fucking owned, by the way.
So, I’m torqued either way.
Weekend Open Bar: Gather Ye Rosebuds
Gather ye rosebuds, motherfucker! ‘Cause entropy is gonna grip and rip that ass, just like it’s even gonna grip and rip the Universe’s ass. Man, what a fucking awful introduction! I’m sorry. I’m sorry! However, I’m not sorry it’s the fucking Weekend! Specifically, the last weekend before I begin teaching my summer course!
And! You know what that means, right? Fucking raging! Fucking raging so goddamn hard! Spitting blood into the wind, destroying my kidneys and synapses, and making all sorts of fucking mistakes! Prep the 911 call, make sure my wife has my last will and testament, and stay the fuck out of my way!
EA officially announces ‘Star Wars: Squadrons’ after leak. Pray to the Maker this is an ‘X-Wing’ type game. Pray!
Man. Can you imagine if Star Wars: Squadrons is actually an X-Wing type game? Would be fucking incredible. And, I don’t think it’s too outlandish a thought. I mean, the community is so vocal about their love for that franchise.
