Jason Aaron + Ron Garney dropping creator-owned ‘Men of Wrath.’ F**k yeah
Jason Aaron and Ron Garney are taking their talents to Marvel’s Icon imprint. The two dudes are using the publishing venue to hang Men of Wrath on the world, which has me sold based on the fucking title alone.
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‘Lucy’ Red Band Clip: ScarJo Ices Unworthy Dudes
Holy fuck, I hope the rest of the movie has action as good as the shit sported in this clip. Give me raucous Luc Besson at his best. Killer action, silly plot, entertainment. I’m ready.
Confirmed: ‘Episode VII’ filming IMAX sequences
It’s been confirmed! There are going to be some giant fucking star fields in Episode VII.
Chip Zdarsky’s Zack Snyder/The Joker Tweet Wins Everything
Chip Zdarsky isn’t just fucking crushing it as the artist on Sex Criminals. He’s also one of my favorite Twitter accounts to follow. Madness, madness everywhere! And while I cry at what Snyder is doing to the DCU, at least Zdarsky could make me laugh for a moment.
NO DUH: Cliff Bleszinski’s new game is a F2P arena shooter
So Cliffy B’s new game has been revealed. Announced. And…? It’s a free-to-play arena shooter. Not too surprising. Considering Dude fucking Huge dropped months ago that he wanted to work on…a F2P arena shooter. Still though. Color me excited. (It’s boner-stretching pink. That’s the hue you use on me for excited.)
Well Then: Amazon offers Hachette authors 100% cut of ebook sales
How is this for some Boardroom Maneuvering? Amazon and Hatchette have been beefing, and that’s left a lot of people opining that it’s the authors getting fucked. Now in what strikes this dumb-ass, completely business-unsavvy dude as a brilliant move, Amazon is offering Hatchette authors a 100% cut of their ebook sales.
‘HELLBOY & THE B.P.R.D.’ is going to depict the Good Devil’s first mission
Well! Sign me the fuck up! Slap a sticker on my tits that reads “Fucking Sold, Thrice Over.” The tale of Hellboy’s tail and his first mission (completely unnecessary punning? if this that a pun?) is coming to comic book pages, and it is stacked with talent. Not just because it’s story a by Mike Mignola and John Arcudi. No ma’am. No sir. The title is also getting artwork from Alex fucking Maleev.
‘Borderlands’ Creators Reveal New IP ‘Battleborn’ Plus Trailer!
The minds behind My Favorite Franchise Of The Last Gen (Maybe, Maybe Not, Whatever) have revealed their next game. And like we all knew ahead of time, it ain’t Borderlands 3. The joint is called Battleborn and it’s been labeled a “hero-shooter.” While I’m sure I will enjoy this game to an extent, a) I don’t really know what the fuck hero-shooter means, b) the art design ain’t my speed, and c) I want Borderlands 3. None the less, I trust the group to deliver compelling gameplay. And ain’t that what this shit is all about? What do you all make of this?
Extended ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Trailer: 12% Of A Plan
New Guardians of the Galaxy trailer that I said I wasn’t going to watch. And then I did. My body is ready. My soul is ready. All the gaping maws on this corporeal form are ready for digi-cine-inseration.
LOL! – ‘Ant-Man’ is getting another pair of writers for rewrite
Yes, Ant-Man. Yes! Continue to mutate into some abomination. Slough off your Wright-Cornish skin. Waddle through the comedic mud of Adam McKay. But! But continue your metamorphosis! Let us not stop tweaking this script until every ounce of Inspired Auteur has been left in the rubbish pile, replaced with the Clarion Call of Meddling and Wasted Potential!
