Rumor: Tarantino wants Viggo Mortensen for ‘The Hateful Eight’
Total yes please moment. Quinny Taran-Tino apparently wants Viggio Morganstein for his upcoming flick The Hateful Eight. I’m down like a clown for this sort of casting.
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Crazy Aquaman rumor for ‘Batman v. Superman’
Let’s talk Batman v. Superman rumors! Yeah why the fuck not! It’s Monday night! I’m sitting in shorts, my Padmé Amidala baby doll, and my comfy crocs. Ain’t got nowhere to go. Ain’t got nothing better to do. The latest rumor involves newly christened OL Babe Khal Drogo (ever since the great booth flyby of 2014) and his role as Aquaman.
‘Better Call Saul’ Teaser: Praise Be
What the fuck is eleven seconds? Is that really a teaser? I don’t know, man. I ain’t hear to battle with you over the ontological definition of a teaser. I’m here to consume caffeine, make mistakes, and ingest pop culture. Like this (barely) teaser.
NASA’s new Mars-Orbiter, MAVEN, is officially in orbit
Around the Red Planet, the secret Steve Jobs and Richard Nixon-led Illuminati are scrambling. Trying to cover up their Pyramids and Installations with optical camouflage. You see those pesky NASA folks have gotten themselves a new Mars-Orbiter set to gather data on Ares. This is dope for us. Not so much for the Illuminati.
Monday Morning Commute: Your Favorite Fake Memory
And on the 22 of September 2014, I am writing this column. Monday Morning Commute. High on cough syrup, low on existence, I’m coming to you live from the Space-Ship Omega. Per par for the perpetual course, these are the niceties that are capturing my attention, imagination, and speculation during this week. Serving as a ship to hopefully sail me across the tempestuous work week waves.
‘True Detective’ News: Colin Farrell confirms he’s in season two
Well shit we still don’t know the female lead for True Detective‘s second season, but at least we’ve got one casting confirmation. Colin Farrell has let slip he’s in the cast.
‘Final Fantasy XV’ TGS Gameplay Demo: The Behemoth Cometh
The first five or so minutes of this “gameplay demo” is pretty fucking boring. But then a wild behemoth appears and you get to see FFXV‘s battle system in action. Which I’m diggin’.
Oculus announces new VR prototype headset, Crescent Bay.
The Rift goes on, and on, and on! Oculus has revealed their latest prototype headset, named Crescent Bay. This son of a bitch is the next step towards next year’s consumer release. Titled, “Fat People Wall-Screens.”
Cosplay: This Daenerys is a song of nice and fire!
Nice and Fire!! How the fuck haven’t I trotted out that dumb ass pun yet? I’ve covered so much Game of Thrones cosplay! And yet! Eh. Better late than never. (Not at all true, Caff, not at all true.)
‘Hyper Light Drifter’ getting live preview build on Sept. 26
Titty fuck a Shit Golem! I’m dumb. You knew that? Yeah, probably. But let me enumerate the most recent reason. Despite being really up on Hyper Light Drifter‘s jock I didn’t throw money at the Kickstarter. And if I had, I would totally be getting to play a preview build on September 26. Fuck! Shit!
