Monday Morning Commute: Your Favorite Fake Memory

And on the 22 of September 2014, I am writing this column. Monday Morning Commute. High on cough syrup, low on existence, I’m coming to you live from the Space-Ship Omega. Per par for the perpetual course, these are the niceties that are capturing my attention, imagination, and speculation during this week. Serving as a ship to hopefully sail me across the tempestuous work week waves.

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Saw Total Recall.

For the first time in like 25 years.

It’s so fucking good.

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So like it’s hockey preseason.

Papa OMEGA and I are going to.

The Bruins’ preseason opener.

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I’m going to end up.

Seeing the latest Denzel Washington movie.

The Equalizer. I know I suck.

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Haven’t picked up my comics.

In a fucking month.

Oh fuck my wallet.

Going this week.

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Finding time away from classes.

To continue my Lovecraft voyage.

Seriously want a Cthulhu tattoo.

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Comics, Bears On Ice Skates, Mythical Monsters, and Three-Breasted Women. That’s what is on my mind this week. What about you folks?