Monday Morning Commute: Your Favorite Fake Memory


And on the 22 of September 2014, I am writing this column. Monday Morning Commute. High on cough syrup, low on existence, I’m coming to you live from the Space-Ship Omega. Per par for the perpetual course, these are the niceties that are capturing my attention, imagination, and speculation during this week. Serving as a ship to hopefully sail me across the tempestuous work week waves.


Saw Total Recall.

For the first time in like 25 years.

It’s so fucking good.


So like it’s hockey preseason.

Papa OMEGA and I are going to.

The Bruins’ preseason opener.


I’m going to end up.

Seeing the latest Denzel Washington movie.

The Equalizer. I know I suck.


Haven’t picked up my comics.

In a fucking month.

Oh fuck my wallet.

Going this week.


Finding time away from classes.

To continue my Lovecraft voyage.

Seriously want a Cthulhu tattoo.


Comics, Bears On Ice Skates, Mythical Monsters, and Three-Breasted Women. That’s what is on my mind this week. What about you folks?