Marvel and Jack Kirby’s family have settled their eternal legal dispute

Jack Kirby

In something that is currently “still really fucking vague” and “filled with buzz words”, it’s been announced that Jack Kirby’s family and Marvel have settled their legal dispute. Whatever that means.

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Weekend Open Bar: Let’s Get Weird

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It’s the Weekend! That can only mean one thing! Exerting a feigned since of self-autonomy through consumption and reproduction! The Man can’t hold us down! Not as long as we eat shitty food, buy shitty baubles, and consume shitty entertainment they engineer to distract us! Ha! Fuck you, The Man! And as a final, fleeting mechanism for self-actualization, we will gather here in the Weekend Open Bar.

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‘Big Hero 6’ Trailer #2: Diagnosis Puberty

Big Hero 6.

Here’s a second trailer for Big Hero 6. It combines humor, heart (wicked heahhhht, kehd), and fluffy robotics for maximum gain.

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Bryan Singer coming back for ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’, and laughing in my face

Bryan Singer.

I spent a considerable amount of time running up to Days of Future Past talking shit about the movie, and specifically about its director. So defenders of the movie from the jump, fart right in my mouth. I’ll let you. ‘Cause I enjoyed it. Ain’t too proud to admit it. And then take a victory lap with complimentary flick of my balls with your finger(s) of choice, as a means of celebrating Singer’s return of the next flick.

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Views From The Space-Ship: Blog-Based Entropy

DT.

It’s Thursday! That can only mean one thing! Uh. The resurrection of a column from bygone days. Views From The Space-Ship. In an effort to generate that wanky, let’s all piss together holding one another’s genitals-type inclusive vibe, I share sights and sounds from my virtual and real world. Then I ask you to do the same. It’s like Instagram, but not as cool. Or inhabited. Or frequented. Or even acknowledged. But fuck I’m busy lately, so here’s something about me. In picture form. Hope you share too.

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Rachel McAdams offered ‘True Detective’ Season 2 female lead

Rachel McAdams.

Solidify! Solidify! Give birth to form and structure! Make the unresolved True Detective casting a concretized tableaux of potential!

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‘Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain’ Trailer: A goddamn wolf with an eyepatch

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Oh, Phantom Pain. Where art thou? You seem fucking insane to me, and this latest revelation only furthers that idea. I mean, Big Boss gets a goddamn wolf companion? Who has an eyepatch, too? I’m fucking sweating you, meta-fictional, blustery, bloated, tactical espionage, next-gen glory, Kojima madness.

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‘Star Trek 3’ could see Shatner and Nimory reunite. C’mon man.

Spock and Kirk.

Were you fist-pumping about the possibility that the third Star Trek flick in the rebooted-whatever universe may forge its own identity? Separated from J.J. “Homage Is All I Know” Abrams, the film could stop wanking off lore and create its own mythos? Well, you might want to put the fist down.

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‘True Detective’ News: Vince Vaughn confirmed, Justin Lin directing first 2 eps

True Detective S2.

Con-con-confirmations down your throat! Out of your nose. Cyclically. Forever. As you nod and accept it. Hot on the heels of Colin Farrell confirming his role in True Detective‘s second season comes news that Vinny Vaughn and Justin “Our Bro Love is Real” have had their participation nailed down.

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Woah: Blizzard cancels their next-gen MMO, ‘Titan’

Blizzard.

Woah then. Count this as something I wasn’t expecting. We’ve known for years that Blizzard was developing a new MMO. We knew that it was a bit of a troubled development. But I don’t think any of us knew it was headed towards cancellation.

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