Michael B. Jordan starring in ‘Rocky’ spin-off, ‘Creed’
There’s a Rocky spin-off coming. What the fuck, right? But! Perhaps room for some reticent optimism? I mean. For example. For! For example. Did any of us think Lego Movie was needed? Or would be good? Nah! So there. And. Second. Second! Second. Michael B. Jordan is a hell of an actor.
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Elon Musk is like “yep” to reports of a fleet of SpaceX satellites for cheap internet
Elon ‘STARK AIN’T GOT SHIT ON ME‘ Musk has confirmed what had been a sneaking suspicion by many. The motherfucker is getting into the micro-satellite, cheap internet game. Launch them satellites! Give them internets! Then watch in horror as the A.I. uprising that Musk himself warned about co-opts those satellites for info-processing and laser-guidance.
Cosplay: Maya from ‘Borderlands 2’ is cell-shaded dopeness
Here’s some Maya cosplay from the Lands that Border : The Sequel. I will never stop promoting Borderlands 2 cosplay. Or Borderlands 2 anything, really. It is intertwined with my gaming heart. They support one another.
LOLWUT: Sony considering Aunt May spin-off movie
I’ll hand it to Sony. They have absolutely no fucking idea what they’re doing with the Spider-Man franchise. Like, no idea at all. Soft-reboot? Female-led spin-off? Sinister Six getting their own movie? All of these? None of these? And Kevin Feige eating raw souls and cackling as each report comes out. Just knowing, knowing the chance of the MCU snagging the license back (or sharing it) increases with every insane proposal Sony farts out.
James Gunn spits about ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ trilogy
James Gunn seems fucking down with the Marvel Process, man. Whereas it has burned out other directors (understandably), Gunn seems committed to riding the Guardians all the way through a complete trilogy. As someone who loved GotG, this fucking excites me. Recently, Gunn spoke about his longterm plan for the Band of Assholes.
First of Telltale’s six ‘Game of Thrones’ episodes drops soon
It’s been a race between Telltale’s Game of Thrones and Borderlands series to see which title would be responsible for me finally playing one of their games. It appears that the Iron Throne shall claim the victory, shortly.
Jonathan Nolan and HBO teaming up for TV series based on Asimov’s ‘Foundation’ books
Pessimistic opening: Here’s hoping Johnny Nolan is less of a preachy, ham-fisted pedant while working on his next space opera. Optimistic opening: Fuck yeah! Jonathan Nolan is teaming up with HBO to bring Isaac Asimov’s Foundation book series to the televisor. All Space Opera Everything! Everywhere!
CM Punk making comic writing debut with ‘Thor Annual’ #1
CM Punk seems like a solid dude. Hard worker, great on the mic, huge comic book fan. And he ain’t wrestled since like, the middle of the year? Retired. Or something. It makes sense that the guy has got to do something. So why not make it funny book pennin’?
‘The Banner Saga’ and three other indies dropping on PS4 in 2015
I’ve wanted to play The Banner Saga all fucking year. But unfortunately I’m an old douchebag, whose gaming tendencies ossified over the course of the past decade. What this means is that despite having a reputable PC, I don’t really fuck with gaming outside of consoles. I know, I know. Not PC masterrace. Console prole tier. But next year!
Monday Morning Commute: Jump. Might as well Jump. Jump!
It’s Monday! But fuck, who cares. You could grouse about that shit, or you can do what I did. Yeah, I did that. You know. Unleashed the soft-serve ice cream machine into the depths of my pants. Ran up to the first Authority Figure I could find on campus. Hugged him with a ferocity, velocity, and eagerness seldom seen. Embraced the cold, yet welcoming, explosion of soft serve ice cream that rocketed up out of my unbuttoned jean shorts. Hitting us both in the neck, face, tits, soul. Screamed “We just ice CREAMED all over each other. #YOLO #YOLO #BADPUNS”, not forgetting to say HASHTAG before all three.
You could do that.
Or. Or you could just come hang out in Monday Morning Commute. The collection of arts, farts, social engineering projects, cataclysmic poor decisions, and other things you’re looking forward to this week.
