‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Artwork: Check out new look at The Vision
Ya’ll want a great look at The Vision from Avenging Folks: Age of the Ultronics? Some sexy promo artwork giving a glimpse at the robro? Then hit the fucking jump! This ain’t a clickbait scheme, I just imagine some folks don’t want him ruined yet.
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AMC orders pilot for ‘Preacher’ adaptation by Rogen, Goldberg, and Catlin
It ain’t HBO. So they can’t show the insane orgy-scat-fisting scene from Preacher. But they are AMC. And they’ve ordered a pilot based off of the goddamn glorious, goddamn irreverent, goddamn profane comic series.
‘Terminator: Genisys’ Trailer: Cybored? Cyboredom? #Bailout
Fucking just posted a teaser for this and now the real trailer drops. Here, here’s the trailer for Terminator: Syga Genesisys
‘Resident Evil’ HD remake dropping January 20 on PS4, XB1, and more
The Resident Evil HD Re-Re-Remake has been dated for release. The contagion shall be vomiting down your info-pipes and into your video machine-machinations next January, 20.
YouTube star becomes best-selling UK debut novelist. Ever.
Let me be clear. I don’t know Zoe Sugg. I don’t know if her vlogs are any good. I’m just excited that someone has erupted out of a somewhat-new cultural avenue to dominate something as antiquated as the “best selling books” list. At least for now this celebrity born out of the YouTube-Universe is the best selling debut novelist in the UK. Ever. Will she succeed going forward? Who the fuck knows. But petulant, authority-dismissing me likes this.
‘Bond 24’ News: Official title is ‘Spectre’, dropping Nov 2015, cast revealed.
Here’s a whole fucking panoply of news regarding the next Jimmy Bond flick. It’s dropping next November 6, its title is Spectre, and its cast is tremendous.
Google Glass returning in 2015 with Intel powerin’ its guts
Google Glass! You poor sack of shit! You were cool for like nine minutes! But then Oculus Rift rolled up and nabbed the attention you were garnering. Pulled down your pants, dismissively flicked your beans, and then stole your bae. But apparently you ain’t taking this laying-lying-laying down. No! You sure ain’t, and 2015 is going to be your year. With your buddy Intel helpin’ out.
Jean-Claude Van Damme returning for ‘Kickboxer’ remake as co-star
What is old is new is old is new is old is fucking Van Damme again. The man himself, JCVD, is returning for the remake of one of his more important flicks. I know, you’re saying, aren’t they all fucking important? Agreed, agreed. So I’ll specify: Kickboxer.
DC announces ‘Suicide Squad’ Cast: Will Smith, Jared Leto, Tom Hardy, and more. F**king crazy~
Man. I like, I don’t know anything about DC’s Suicide Squad. But the cast for the movie has been announced and it is fucking crazy. Like, off-the-walls, babbling incoherently, vomiting gleefully on your Nana crazy. And I mean that in a good way.
Next year’s ‘Assassin’s Creed’ leaked. Set in Victorian London.
Man, UbiSoft. Can you catch a fucking break? First you ship AC: Unity which is apparently BROKEZ AS FUKK. Then the whole debacle with The Crew. And now your AssCreed of 2015 gets leaked? Woof. That said? It looks pretty fucking froggy fresh.
