Official: Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool
Ryan Reynolds is officially up in the Deadpool movie. Which, like, was to be expected. Right? And this is all dope and shit, but my concern with this movie surrounds the script. Namely, the idea that it could be PG-13.
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Weekend Open Bar: All She Needed Was Some
Holy fucking shit hanging off the cliff-nipple of a monstrous, three-headed Minotaur with a taste for my ass but no respect for the dainty nature of a human being’s sphincter. Is there anything worse than the first fucking week back from a long weekend? The Minotaur and I answer declaratively: no. So thank goodness, it’s Friday. And this is the Weekend Open Bar.
NASA’s Orion launch is a f**king success. Behold America’s new space-craft.
NASA’s Orion spacecraft is a pretty big fucking component of their drive towards Mars. So glory, glory, glory be to The Force that its launch went fucking perfectly perfect today.
Gnarl Rumor: WB wants Christopher Nolan for ‘Ready Player One’
Ready Player One really isn’t that good of a book. (Though it’s enjoyable. Am I equivocating here? I guess.) However, it is a really enjoyable pastiche that pays homage to about 3,000 of my loves. So while I wasn’t blown away by the title, the content and the concept would certainly be awesome to see on the big screen. And Christopher Nolan directing it? Fuck yes. But I think this is more wishful thinking on WB’s part than anything else.
‘Street Fighter V’ announced! PS4 and PC exclusive~ (Yeah, okay.)
Street Fighter V has been announced! Which is sort of not surprising. What is (sort of) surprising is that it’s a PS4 and PC exclusive. Which is totally got to be a timed exclusive.
Views From The Space-Ship: Mic Check
Hello, fellow cosmonauts. This is View from the Space-Ship. Where I share what my compartment of this old Tin Bucket has looked like over the past week. I’m truthfully fighting sleep as I type this. So here you go! If you’re inclined, and I hope you are, share your own pics in the comments.
Krysten Ritter cast as Marvel’s ‘Jessica Jones’ for Netflix show
Krysten Ritter lives again! I didn’t know when I would see the actress again, after you negligent pukes killed Don’t Trust The B! (a seriously amusing show). But now I know! My love, my Jane Margolis, is returning in most glorious fashion. In the Marvel TV-Movie-Thing universe.
Laurie Greasley’s Force Awakens x Akira art wins
Laurie Greasley rules. This artwork rules.
Official: Benedict Cumberbatch is Doctor Strange.
It’s official, folks. Boringface Cucumbersandwich has landed the lead in Doctor Strange. Make of that what you will.
Scott Snyder and Frank Miller planning to write ‘The Dark Knight 3’
If Scott Snyder and Frank Miller see this through to fruition, there’s going to be a follow-up to the follow-up to the comic book that pretty much slathered the entire industry in gloom. Yeah, bruh. The Dark Knight 3: More Brood. More Sad.
