‘Ant-Man’ Teaser Trailer: I Need You To Be The Ant-Man
Aiight, Ant-Man trailer. You hit enough of the right beats to get me to slough off my cynicism, dismay at Edgar Wright leaving, and jadedness. If but for a moment! If but for a moment. And in this moment, I’m excited.
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Classic space image “Pillars of Creation” gets gorgeous new HD photo
NASA has released a new image of the fucking PILLARS OF CREATION. You know the fucking photo. You do. And now you can know it in like, totally tits-berry better quality. Tits-berry.
‘Game of Thrones’ is first show to go IMAX, coming January 23
Game of Thrones is hitting the big screen. LIKE THE WAY BIG SCREEN, MAN. SURF THE MAX PIXELS. Cause uh, it’s going to be rocking the IMAX this fucking January. The show will make the splash with the last two episodes of the previous season, and an exclusive look at season five.
‘Star Fox’ for the Wii U will be playable at E3 2015
Can I get a hell yeah?! Star Fox Wii U Edition Whirly Bird Ding Dong (my working title) will be premiering at this year’s E3. This excites the living shit out of me as a new, and fucking proud member of the Wii U community. Like, seriously. I’m turding everywhere as I type this.
Game Informer’s February cover reveal: ‘Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End’
Goddamn, this game is coming out this year. I SAY GODDAMN.
First Official Look: Paul Rudd in the ‘Ant-Man’ suit
Marvel and Entertainment Weekly have dropped an official look at Paul Rudd in the suit from Ant-Man, ahead of tonight’s premiere of the first trailer.
Channing Tatum’s ‘Gambit’ flick set for Fall 2016
Channing Tatum’s Gambit movie is set for Fall 2016. OH MON DIEU. OH MON CHERI. BLAH BLAH.
Shh: Microsoft hiring for “top secret” Xbox projects.
Microsoft wants YOU, fuckboy!, for their Top Secret Xbox projects. Provided of course that you have the leet skillz required to execute their astounding vision. What could it be? Kinect with responsive teledildonics? A VR headset like everyone else? I can only imagine.
HAX the PLANET: Someone stole $5 million from a Bitcoin exchange
I want to totally shed the cumbersome boundaries of my currency’s corporeal form for Bitcoins. But then I read about some shit like this. Hax the planet, braj! Or at least hack all the fucking Bitcoin exchanges!
Monday Morning Commute: Watch Your Step
Watch your fucking step. It’s a goddamn cold one out there. At least if you’re like yours truly, living in the Northeast Quadrant of the Empire Proper. But should not grouse too loudly, for I am lucky enough to be able to ignite the heating-systems on my room in the Space-Ship. Huddle up underneath blankets of Local Sporting Team, plug into the OMNI-NETS, and converse with you folk. The specific topic of our conversation? Well seeing that this is Monday Morning Commute, let us discus what we are stoked for this week. What are the TV shows, sporting events, philosophical treatises, and tumblr accounts getting you through this latest installment of grind?
