Views From The Space-Ship: The Diet Dew Calamity of 2015
Been a minute since I’ve shared a view from the Space-Ship. Life, it finds a way. That’s what they say. But they don’t finish the statement. Life, it finds a way to become really overwhelming, depressing, complicated, and confusing. But here I am! I think, I think I’m through my latest batch of depressing existential agony. Ready to reengage. Here’s my life. I’d love to see you share yours.
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‘Terminator: Genisys’ Super Bowl Trailer: Everything’s Changed & Nothing’s Changed
Well. Fuck. I actually dig this Super Bowl spot for Terminator: Genisys. Could this be this year’s Days of Future Past? A movie I wrote off as definitive raw ass before seeing it, only to double back and really enjoy it?
LEGO announces ‘Jurassic World’ and ‘Avengers’ games
This is going to make a lot of people happy. A lot. And while I don’t generally fuck with LEGO games (not out of a dislike, just, you know, so many games, so little time), I can totally see myself snagging LEGO Avengers.
‘The Witcher: Wild Hunt’ Gameplay Video: Blood & Bowman
I’ll be honest. I skip around when it comes to watching gameplay videos. But shit like this still interests me. I missed out on the second Witcher, despite good friends rubbing their balls earnestly to it. Over the pants, c’mon, obviously, ew, gross.
CBS casts Mechad Brooks as Jimmy Olsen for ‘Supergirl’ TV series
I have absolutely no idea of Supergirl will be any good. Furthermore, I don’t really know my criteria for what constitutes a “good” comic book television show anymore. But I do know that they’re assembling a hell of a cast.
‘BioShock’ creator Ken Levine teases next game: first-person, sci-fi, stuff
Ken Levine. I don’t know how I feel about him, other than intrigued. The dude got way too much credit for the collaborative journey that was BioShock, but fuck I love that game. Then Levine and his crew churned out BioShock Infinite, which was more THIS IS A DEEP GAME than actually being a deep game. But he’s clearly something of an “auteur” if they exist (anywhere), and so I’m sweating his (group’s) next effort.
Watch: Key & Peele: East West Bowl 3: Pro Edition – Now With Real Athletes
Key & Peele’s East West Bowl skits are some of their most famous. So I imagine it was only a matter of time before they began bumping into the people they were poking fun at.
Watch: Proof that Kool-Aid Man can run through a f**kin’ wall
Hey, man. It’s fucking Snow Day #2 over here on the Eastern Coast. I’m fucking bored. While I wouldn’t normally post this stuff, I’m intrigued. Kool-Aid Man is important. Important to me.
‘Age of Ultron’ Non-News: The Vision to appear in other MCU movies
Gasp! The Vision will be in more movies than just Avengers: Age of Ultron. Hey, whatever. It’s non-news. It’s right there in the fucking title. But for those of us at home, covered in slop, covered in snow, covered in Chez-It crumbs, covered in self-hate, covered in Bucky Barnes homemade pajamas, it’s worth something. Something obvious, but still.
Nintendo has sold 9.2 million Wii U units since 2012
Is the Wii U going to be a success? Like, a burn-money-on-Omnidimensional-pan-genital’d strippers success? If the latest financials are any indication: no.
