Watch: Proof that Kool-Aid Man can run through a f**kin’ wall

Hey, man. It’s fucking Snow Day #2 over here on the Eastern Coast. I’m fucking bored. While I wouldn’t normally post this stuff, I’m intrigued. Kool-Aid Man is important. Important to me.

He is the man who taught me a lot of things. A) Sugar is good. B) Busting through walls and throwing feces at your foes is the true way to fell them in battle. C) How to love.