First Look: James Bond in ‘Spectre’

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Ya’ll want a look at Jimmy Bond in Spectre, looking dumb as fuck wearing silly goggle-glasses? Check it out! Want more? Well, you’re in luck. Here is a Behind the Scenes video for you.

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Amy Schumer’s ‘Trainwreck’ Trailer: Monogamy Isn’t Realistic

So we have a movie written by and starring Amy Schumer. Check. It’s directed by Judd Apatow. 1996 Pop Culture Reference-laced check. And there’s a scene where John Cena references the fact that he looks like Secret of the Ooze Marky Mark.

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EA Executive: ‘Titanfall’ sequel “probably” in works. They also “probably” love money

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Gasp! Egads! Shazam? An Electronic Arts CFO Czar has intimated that a Titanfall sequel will “probably” happen. It will “probably” be multi-platform, too. Hard to say. Wink wink.

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‘The Man from U.N.C.L.E’ Trailer: Self-Aware Super Style Espionage

By the GODS of KRYPTON! Could it be? Henry Cavill in a movie that doesn’t just have style, but also has personality? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, but it may just be. It may just be this flick, Guy Ritchie’s The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

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LOL: Samsung’s Smart TVs inserting Soda ads into users’ movies

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Listen. I fuck with Pepsi Cola Corporation hard. I mean, sometimes I say, “oh I got blood in my DIET DEW STREAM”, and then fucking hate myself for my lame jokes. But I swear! I swear to Zeus and Aphrodite if I got a Pepsi ad in the middle of rewatching Guardians for Galaxy for the Nth time I would frisbee that fucking TV off the first drunken, stumbling neighbor I could find.

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Neill Blomkamp: Fox would make my ‘Alien’ movie

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The press blitz for Neill Blomkamp’s Chappie has begun, and brings with it Director Nougats. One of the more intriguing little bits of pointless drivel to come from Blomkamp’s pressers so far is this: he’s like, totally, totally certain that Fox would make his Alien concept.

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‘Orphan Black’ Season 3 Teaser: I Am Not Your Property

Yes okay so I’m not watching Orphan Black Season 3 teasers until I’m caught up. But you should!

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Cosplay: Mad Moxxi from ‘Borderlands’ will always hold my attention

Mad Moxxi!

I will never not post Mad Moxxi cosplay. That’s, that’s just the way it’s going to be. Forever.

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‘Evolve’ Launch Trailer: Welcome to the Jungle

Industry darling (or at least game show darling) Evolve drops today. And with that release comes one final trailer showing all the 4v1 monster marauding.

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Bethesda holding first ever E3 Conference this year. ‘FALLOUT 4’ OR F**KING BUST

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Bethesda. Just. Just let me fucking tell you. If you’re holding an E3 conference, for the first time ever, and it isn’t to announce Fallout 4. Just. Just expect a dude clad in his own used underwear and painted in his own DNA to rush the stage. Hint: that dude is me.

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