‘Star Wars’ News: ‘Rogue One’ composer is Alexandre Desplat, not Williams
Some Rogue One news up in the house! Exciting! Now we’re getting standalone news and my tip is titillated. Word has come out that the movie is being scored by Desplat, and not John Williams.
‘Star Wars’ News: Marvel’s ‘Shattered Empire’ begins the bridge to ‘The Force Awakens’
The Dead Mouse, Darth Vader’s Exploited Husk, and Marvel are teaming up to bridge the gap to The Force Awakens. The company announced as such earlier this week, revealing they’re dropping a fucking colossal twenty books (comics, novels, et cetera, whatever) to bridge the gap between Jedi and The Force Awakens. The first of which shall be Marvel’s Shattered Empire.
Weekend Open Bar: Sprang Breakk
Oh, Lords of Kobol. Bless this rotten husk of a human. My week is over. After a stressful week of prepping to present at a conference, teaching, weeping, teaching, tutoring, prepping, driving to the conference, masturbating into a vial of tears in the lonely hotel room, presenting at the conference, and driving home. And to top that sweet, delicious-ass rump of a factoid off, it’s also SPRANG BREAK!!! So let’s gather around, folks. Pull a chair up to the Weekend Open Bar. The column at the end of the Universe where the degenerates aboard Space-Ship Omega (and you!) share what they’re up to over the course of the next two days.
Well f**k: ‘Uncharted 4’ delayed until Spring 2016
Oh PlayStation, my PlayStation (4). When are you going to get an exclusive worth getting excited about? inFamous: Generic Douche was okay. The Order: 1669 was dog shit. And now the game I pinned my hopes on, Uncharted 4: Nathan Drake’s Next-Gen Neck Hair, has been delayed.
Rumor: Warner Bros. considering Chris Pine for Green Lantern
If this rumor holds true, Captain Kirk is going to gain himself another space-faring role.
Hannibal Burress getting his own Comedy Central show. Dope.
Hannibal Burress is snagging his own Comedy Central show. ‘Cause he’s fucking awesome. Pro: we get to watch a Hannibal Burress show. Con: maybe this means Lincoln won’t be on Broad City anymore?
