Eddie Redmayne starring in ‘Harry Potter’ spin-off, ‘Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them’

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This news isn’t for me, folks. I’m just imagining there’s some portion of our non-existent fanbase that may find this relevant. Cause me? Didn’t read the book, may not see the movie.

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Bethesda teasing new ‘Fallout’ game, announcement TOMORROHGODYES.

OH GOD.

It’s happening. It’s finally, finally, finally happening.

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Cosplay: This Cable from ‘X-Men’ is techno-organically gorgeous

The Rock starring in ‘Big Trouble in Little China’ remake. Oh?

The Rock.

I love Big Trouble in Little China. I love The Rock? But I don’t know if I love this.

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Monday Morning Commute: Big Boys Don’t Fly

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They soar! Fuck limitations, man. Kick the hinges off the Impossible Door, and run into the Halls of Improbability dropping stone-cold stunners and rock bottoms! This is Monday Morning Commute. And together we shall brave the perpetual irradiation that is Life, uniting in some sort of Existential Voltron. Or! Or at the very least. With fingers with nails with caked-on Dominos pizza crust, we shall what we’re up to this week.

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White! Walker! Mastodon was fighting wights in ‘Game of Thrones’ last night

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I don’t watch Game of Thrones, but I dig the fuck out of this.

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‘Layer Cake’ sequel starring Jason Statham filming in 2016

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Remember Layer Cake? I do! And I enjoyed it. So I’m a little excited that we will be getting a sequel to the flick, though the absence of Daniel Craig bums me out a midge.

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Rumor: Nintendo’s next system will be powered by Android

I…I don’t even have the heart to contemplate having to buy another fucking Nintendo system so soon. Android? Not Android? How do you feel?

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Kelly Sue DeConnick and Matt Fraction adapting ‘The Wicked + The Divine’ for TV

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Molto interessante! It appears that the Milkfed Criminal Masterminds ain’t just adapting their own works for TV. The duo are also developing adaptations of other popular, critically acclaimed comic series, too. And while I don’t particularly enjoy The Wicked + The Divine (maybe I should read more of it?), I think this announcement is a dope portent.

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‘Rise of the Tomb Raider’ Trailer: An avalanche of excitement