Duncan Jones wants to film ‘Mute’ before ‘Warcraft’ drops next summer
Duncan Jones. Director of dope-ass Moon and fun-enough Source Code has talked about shooting a cyberpunk film for a hot minute. It seems like he was getting ready to actualize the product. And then Warcraft happened. But thankfully for those of us who have been holding out hope that the project will materialize, it seems Jones want to shoot Mute prior to Orcs and Wizards drops next year.
Christopher Nolan has finished the script for his next movie
I fucking hated Interstellar. To the point where I wonder if Christopher Nolan has peaked. And yet! I can’t help but get excited when I hear he’s finished the script for his next project.
Weekend Open Bar: Space Kitty and the Limitless Finite
The Purchase & Sale is signed, folks. SAM-OMEGA and I are getting really, really close to thirty years of DEBT SLAVERY. And I’ll level with you: I could not be more excited. The idea of my own study, replete with fluid-splashed surroundings and toy shelves makes me excited. A giant ass backyard for a mutt-ass dog makes me excited. No longer living under Rock-Eating Typical Bostonians who scream wildly at the Prole-O-Vision while I’m trying to lesson plan for the next days’s class makes me excited. Now all that is left (and granted, this is a big “all that is left”) is the appraisal and the bank concretely agreeing to lend us, you know. Hundreds of thousands (*vomitvomitvomit*) of dollars. So come. Celebrate with me, here at Weekend Open Bar.
Marvel announces ‘Chewbacca’ mini-series by Gerry Duggan and Phil Noto
We live in a time when Phil Noto is drawing a Chewbacca mini-series. An absurd time. An unbelievable time. A glorious time.
‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ to be directed by Colin Trevorrow
I guess it makes sense in some sort of financial way. Get the director behind this year’s biggest hit (Jurassic World) to direct a Star Wars movie. Unfortunately, that same movie is a bag of bloated CGI bullshit, that fails for most of the same reasons that the Prequels fail. Here’s hoping if he’s chosen, Colin Trevorrow brings more of the heart from Safety Not Guaranteed and less of the Hamster Ball Vomit Pile from Jurassic World to the final movie in the new trilogy.
Ron Perlman on ‘Hellboy III’ – “I want to finish the f*cking trilogy!”
I really dug the two Hellboy movies. And since I did, I’m one of those dickhead fans that every once in a while waxes melancholic that the trilogy has never been given its proper conclusion. So when Ron Perlman says he wants to finish the fucking trilogy, I’m like. Let’s do this, brother.
Ben Affleck and Geoff Johns co-writing ‘Batman’ solo flick; Affleck directing
Woah. Like, I don’t really enjoy Geoff Johns that often, but this is still somewhat cool to me. Also — very excited that Affleck is directing.












