‘Daredevil’ Season 2 adds Emmy-Nominated cinematographer from ‘House of Cards’
Daredevil has landed itself a rather talented cinematographer. And I’m pumped! You don’t have to do anything to get me to painful-priapism levels of excitement for Dardevil‘s second. So man, this sort of news is pushing me over the edge of barely-sane excitement. It’s getting me to do crazy laps around my apartment. French-kissing my Charlie Cox poster board and telling my wife to stop crying.
Joe Taslim (‘The Raid’, ‘Fast & Furious 6’) joins ‘Star Trek Beyond’
Star Trek Beyond has gained itself a certifiable bad ass. Joe Taslim, who has mollywhopped motherfuckers in Fast 6 and The Raid, is going boldly into space. But hopefully bringing the head kicks and shit.
Weekend Open Bar: Calcified Third-Eyes from the Fluoride Escapades
It’s fucking July 24th! That can only mean one thing! My summer class is done! It’s fucking Friday! That can only mean one thing! I’m done with work for the week! It’s fucking Weekend Open Bar! That can only mean one thing! It’s time to gather in this column with fellow denizens of the Space-Ship OMEGA. Share what you’re doing this weekend!
Bryan Singer: ‘X-Men’ and ‘Fantastic Four’ crossover movie is “in play”
Is this crossover still going to be in play when Fantastic Four bombs? ‘Cause like — the movie is going to.
Whoops: ‘Street Fighter V’ Beta taken offline immediately due to connectivity issues
Not the best way to launch a beta, Capcom. By like, seeing to it that it doesn’t work. At all. (I realize this shit is probably unfathomably difficulty [or not] to pull off, but like.)
McDonald’s may be getting All-Day Breakfast menu. Praise the Lard Gods! Old and New!
Well, ain’t this fortuitous. I’m going to be moving to a house with a McDonald’s smack dab in the middle of the route home. And now said McDonald’s is going to be peddling my fat ass hash browns all goddamn day.
‘Fallout Anthology’ is the entire series packaged in a nuclear bomb
I cannot afford this (fuck buying a house), I would not play half these titles (fuck my attention span), but I still want to buy this delicious collection of post-apocalyptic.











