Weekend Open Bar: Calcified Third-Eyes from the Fluoride Escapades


It’s fucking July 24th! That can only mean one thing! My summer class is done! It’s fucking Friday! That can only mean one thing! I’m done with work for the week! It’s fucking Weekend Open Bar! That can only mean one thing! It’s time to gather in this column with fellow denizens of the Space-Ship OMEGA. Share what you’re doing this weekend!

Whether it’s watching television, smoking pot, smoking pot and watching television, eating good food, eating bad food, playing video games, reading novels, reading comics, reading comic novels, whatever! Share it all! Share memories! Share GIFS! Share stories about rest stop bathroom stalls and cheap jokes mistakes! Let’s hang out for the next two days. A community. United in lechery, revelry, and calorie.